We are a 40/m and 35/f down to earth couple just on here for some good adult fun. All we ask is that you be real and upfront with us from the start. Everything else should fall into place. We prefer bisexual ladies first and foremost and have experience in these scenarios. Full swap couples (same or separate room) is next on our list - unfortunately it seems we can never find a couple we both like so it has been tough. Lastly, a single guy from time to time but first read the profile. If you don't read the profile (and it will be clear) you will either be ignored, blocked or both. There is someone for everyone but we may not be your flavor and that's ok - just browse the thousands of profiles on here and you will find your match. If you want to know more than what is on this profile, we can get to that after talking first.

My Ideal Person Couples-ages 25 through 45 (can go outside this range but it's a case by case basis), somewhat experienced or with little to no rules (we are not for the newbies), willing to travel, understand that life can get in the way at times, both height /weight proportionate, able to have a conversation and enjoy some laughs with. Couples, if you have more rules then the federal government, we are not for you. If it is ok for blowjobs and pussies to be licked but kissing is off-limits, then we are not for you. We are in this to have a great time with great people, not have a rule book laying next to us to ensure all 1,999 rules are followed.

We apologize for how blunt we are however, this is the only way to get across to some of you. We know what we want and we will not settle - you shouldn't either. If you ask us to go against what we want, bye bye you will be blocked and ignored. This lifestyle can be a lot of fun, when it's done the right way!

Females- ages 21-45, single (don't need any drama so please don't bring any), bisexual preferred but not a must, willing to travel, able to hold a conversation and have some laughs with us, height/weight proportionate (not looking for stick figures or Barbie), great hygiene, shaved or at least closely trimmed and 100% real (no time for the fakes and we know who they are). We have been in this lifestyle for 14 years and we can usually spot a fake when we see it so save it for the newbies!

Males- ****GUYS YOU ARE A DIME A DOZEN ON THIS WEBSITE - AVERAGE WON'T GET YOU ANYWHERE - YOU MUST STAND APART FROM THE OTHERS IF YOU THINK YOU WILL HAVE A SHOT - IF YOU DON'T FALL INTO THE CATEGORY OF WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR THEN YOU REALLY REALLY HAVE TO STAND OUT - DON'T WASTE OUR TIME AND WE WON'T WASTE YOURS**** That being said, guys be between the ages of 25 and 45 (exceptions will and can be made for those unique circumstances), great shape (no beer bellies - if you look down and can't see your cock then please don't bother - if you look in the mirror and don't see abdominals, don't waste our time), hygiene conscious, good teeth (not yellow, not stained, not missing etc., willing to travel, respectful, between 6 to 9 inches in length a decent girth (Man-scaped) and someone that loves to eat pussy and actually knows how to (this has been the big let down).

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