i listen to lots of sounds, from electro-tribal beats to screaming speed metal, classical music to ridiculous show tunes (and i know most of the words), n hip hop, all depends on my mood. I love going to live shows n Dj's, and long island as usual has been f***in lame lately! I think i can sing, always at the wrong time of course, and it'll make my day if i can get the stupid-est g possible stuck in your head. I read lots, and lots. Mostly history, science, religion, socio-stuff. I luv to see what makes people tick, (stories of freaks, messiahs or pariahs), textbooks, trade mags, medical journals, classic novels, penthouse letters... I watch lots of movies, documentaries, and porn. i'm a carpenter for 20 or so years now, and most of the time i think i have the greatest job in the world (some days, or jobs, just plain suck). I've traveled around the country, as well as a few places overseas to work. I can build anything (pretty much) that i want. I'm really quick witted n funny. i think my role in life is to entertain my friends n make them laugh. i luv to take people out of their game, put them in situations that they would never find themselves in otherwise. I give great advice, and and don't beat around the bush when asked for it. I play counselor for a lot of people, but sometimes (especially as of late), I wish there was someone guiding me. I have an awesome family, who with my huge circle of friends, are the best things i'll ever own. I'm a huge UFC fan (n miss Pride), n u will have to wrestle me (best of 3 on the front lawn). I hug way too hard when i'm drunk.I travel a lot, hike, snowboard, play with my desk top, make friends with every i see, do some training. I drive like a maniac, and use the horn as an extension of my outdoor hwy screaming voice, harnmonic amplification in a sense. I drink sometimes often, sometimes not so often. Jame, not Bushmills (get that protestant crap outta here). Oh yeah, feed me Tequila and....hold on. i'm really smart, just haven't figured out how to put it to use just yet tho (f*** h.s., where's the damn guidance counselor now?!). i'll remember every outfit that u wear, or what you saw in a window or magazine that u liked or wanted, or little peral things that we share that will make you laugh. I will bust ur balls, a lot!! (well, not my lady friend so much, at least not in the beginning). i'm from NY and its bred into my blood, and i'm really good at it. Only for fun of course, i'm also very polite, courteous, and respectful (i clean up well, really quite unbelievably) .first date would be dinner or drinks or driving to nowhere in particular, whatever makes you feel comfortable so we can get to know another. Then its off to the nearest dive to slam tequila for about 2 or 3 shots past the point when the bar shoulda cut us off, and shoot the sh*t with the crazy toothless guy sitting down at the end of the bar, maybe see if he'll let us taze him for $20.

My Ideal Person YOU ARE: a girl (that means vagina, no pre-ops please). Tattoos n colored hair r hot!! (I have only 1 tat buts its huge and might scare you). Maybe 23-42 ish. Way too good looking for me (a league or 2 ahead of me is fine). You can still kick it and stay out too late once in a while. You don't blink about drinkin wine out of the bottle or eating with your hands. You R Naughty, but not bad.
Of course that's what I think I like in a girl, but really all my girlfriends have been responsible, intelligent, goody 2 shoes, total girly girls.
I love a lady who smells just right, and I take a long, deep breathe each time I pass u by. I hope that by chance we'll touch, or you'll brush against me, just long enough that later i can breathe you in again. (there is almost nothing in the world more powerful than the scent of a woman).
Pretty faces, girls who wear dresses, and painted toes with hot shoes... AND Legs (oh man, i don't know why i luv them so much, but...).
Laughing a lot, not being a drama queen, and being happy with who u are are huge hot points for you! (Of course who wants a perfect world, right?)
Kissing is cool, making out like drunken teens high on hormones is hot!!! (I still get excited when i get to 2nd base! , lets not even talk about 3rd base please, this is not the place ).
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Please take note; Although I'm a perfect gentleman, I'm eventually going to need sex, so... prepare accordingly (pssst-that means you gotta put out)
kids and pets are great and i have no problem with either, just as long as ur a good mom.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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