Damn... Sad old git, with wooden leg, hump, leprosy and halitosis. In desperate need of some serious wild passionate sex while I'm still fit enough to make the most of it. So many things I haven't tried.... Am married, and still love my wife, but there are physical problems... Oooh but I do like giving women pleasure, it gets me off.... and I'm just fed up with my sex life being a solo activity. (Get shares in Kleenex while you can). There's not much I wouldn't try in the right circumstances, so adventurous would be a good description. Although I am actually quite shy, at first anyway. It takes a while for me to get round to ask if you'd like to sit on my face and play with my cock.

My Ideal Person First of all there has to be some chemistry, otherwise its just sordid.
Then: I 'd like to find an intelligent flirty woman with a sense of humour who isn't going to try and break up my family and can be discreet,... (The bunnies got boiled a while back)
It has to be FUN.
Cuddles, they are very important, (even better if they're nekkid and slippery ones).
I really really want to gaze into your eyes, and see them widen as you come.....
There's more... but you'll have to contact me to find out!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
REM, Pink Floyd, Eagles, Steely Dan, etc

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Minnie Driver!
Its the smile, and that disgusting laugh....
Mind you...The body isn't bad either!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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