Lets face it, a lot of these profiles are bogus at best! So, rather than wasting a bunch of time on creepers and goofs, just shoot me a quick message so we can start something hot and fun, no strings, its just about sex, getting off, laughing, and see you next time kind of thing right?! I will definately make you laugh, have a sense of humor please (a sense of hummer is also very nice!), no, you don't have to be the girl on the cover of the magazine that you hate, but attractive and fun is a great start. For me, half the fun is you getting off, I'm a giver, don't get me wrong, receiving is great too, but I'm not selfish and really enjoy the wonder of your enjoyment (insert giant smiling face here)! Not against something working into LTR, but not out looking for it...life has a funny way :-) Me, I'm 5'10", medium/athletic build with a little extra for good measure, don't think I'll make the cover of men's health magazine, but remember, I'm not looking for perfection either, just a super fun per who's open to having a friend to enjoy when it works out for both of us. Please please, don't be a webcam girl, or a professional...I simply won't reply. Your pic gets mine, I'm for real, will need to text and call at some point, meet for a drink or something, then whatever works. Looking forward to sifting through all the bogus stuff to find my shining star! Hope you're out there somewhere. Age range preferred, 20+ to 40. :) I have a massage table, warm oil, good hands, soft music, smell good, and absolutely enjoy pampering a woman and relaxing her right to copious amounts of orgasmic pleasure, just with my hands. Of course, tips accepted! lol...whatever form they may take. (no, not monetary!) lol. This pic should be you, insert face here! talk soon!

My Ideal Person Someone who enjoys laughing, doesn't take life too seriously, loves to receive massage and oral...get all sweaty like and have a ton of fun!