I'm the kind of guy women say they want...reaably bright, mostly articulate, funny (and only somewhat funny looking...) Due to a broken neck suffered in a car wreck a few years ago, I kind of resemble a bent nail when standing. Fortunately, I still *CAN* stand...since the other options after the wreck were a wheelchair or a coffin, I'll take this, thanks! I'm a typical geek in many ways. I can just about guarantee my computer's better than yours, and I have a home theater that is the envy of my friends. :) I also can quote FAR too much Monty Python, Star Trek and Star Wars for my own good. Spammers and Scammers always seem to forget about tools we have such as Google Image Search and TinEye...don't bother messaging me unless you have REAL pics, and are REALLY local. It doesn't do either one of us any good if you're hot to trot, but two timezones away...

My Ideal Person Seeking a double-jointed, nymphomaniac supermodel who owns her own brewery and grows her own. Access to free concert tickets a plus! Please send photo of brewery when replying!

No, seriously...I just want a NSA FWB who is frequently mistaken for Kate Upton.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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