Ok ladies,let's see...So this past sea you've been busy snatching with your ever purchasing dollar those great deals for yourself and loved ones But that BIG BLACK COCK and resulting NON STOP ORGASMS you so longingly crave were nowhere to be found in your shopping bag,were they? Yeah I know,no store offers that!! But relax,that's my cue(pun intended:)),as I 'll avail my straight, long, thick &wooden stick(see picture below) to you for free!The offer is unlimited,extends beyond the holiday sea and can be long term at your request. Now,ladies, this is not your run-of- the-mill sales,this is a FUCKING BLOWOUT GIVEAWAY-literally!And that-as the vice president would say is a big FUCKING DEAL I m looking for Women and couples who are uninhibited,and who know what they want. Indecisive people please keep walking..