this is the part where most people try like a mf, to say the things they think you wanna hear, not me. ill tell you right up front that if we become a couple i will piss you off, make you cry, do stupid shit and several other things that may or may not end our relationship. i mean come on, nobodys perfect right? i can also tell you with every fiber in my body, id never do any of those things to purposely hurt you. oh and one more thing im not a cheater, im not going to be a cheater. you do what you do but, i wont have anything to do with anything pertaining to that word.

My Ideal Person are there any fun ladies left out there? there is, i know silly. i will ask that you truely think about that little question before you address me, please! lol, whats the ratio of crazy to non-crazy women now? several to one, probably more, lol. never in a million years would i ever hookup with another crazy ass chick again, no way! not even if you pay me i swear. ive been down that road in the past and i dont have the heart for it anymore. now i just want a girl that...........................HAHAHAHAHAHA............................ yeah right! where you at crazy bitches? come and get me, lol wooooo! and as long as you act the way i want you to and do what i say, everythings gonna be alright. got it? cool, now i just gotta sit here and wait for all the hot chicks to come here and start offering all the sex and laughter, right? shit man, this is easy. alright whos first, step right up.lol.
my ideal person would wait on me hand and foot, naturally. pay my bills, feed me, wash my clothes, clean my house and of course, she would screw me half to death a coulple times a day at least. pftttttt! good thing im not looking for my ideal person, huh? what i am looking for is a woman thats positive and comfotable enough with herself to be comfortable around me. preferably one that can laugh at herself and at me when we do stupid shit. and you know we will, if we are smart. i expect to be able to be myself around you and you around me. the second i feel like i cannot do whatid normally do in a situation is the second i know we were not meant to be together. and, thats ok not all people were meant to be together. duh, thats the reason we are all not with our "first" loves.