Kind of a dirty bird. Kink and dirty talk turns me on more than physical appearance. I am completely aware single guys are a dime a dozen, so if nothing happens then life will go on.

My Ideal Person A fun, adventurous woman to get to know and spend time with would be fantastic. I have a serious need to eat pussy, so if you’re the 1 out of a hundred who doesn’t like than it probably won’t work. Being with a couple is a huge turn on for me whether the couple is straight or bi, I like to watch and be watched and if someone wants to give directions, I like it. Basically don’t just lay there and smile, unless you’re in handcuffs and gagged, then whatever. Also, don’t be creepy. If you’re going to look at a profile every day, then say something, I’m pretty friendly, but it’s weird to see the same profile looking at you for weeks when you won’t even say, “hi.” In other words, grow the fuck up