While I'm aware that most people tend to shy away from actually reading profiles, the thought of leaving this section blank seems rather unbecoming. Thus, to extend my hospitality for those who have gotten this far, I'll summarize what I'm looking for: 1. [B]Intentions:[/B] Not currently looking for anything serious (although I may be open to it, if a mutual attraction develops) 2. [B]Location:[/B] I'm looking for a local friends with benefits situation: While I'm aware that other countries have beautiful people too, I'm not going to pay for your international flight to come see me, nor will I travel to you. 3. [B]Unattached:[/B] Please stop messaging me if you are married, unless your husband is fully aware of your erotic escapades. Nothing dampens attraction like infidelity and desperation. If other questions arise, feel free to message me. Truly yours, Luke G

My Ideal Person Another list for those with short attention spans:

1. Single (Ideally, but exceptions can be made - see above)

2. Within 100 miles of my current location (Again, I feel like this is common sense, but past experiences dictate otherwise).
Rule of thumb: If you look up the driving distance between us and google maps shows you a flight schedule and ticket prices, it's likely too far...

3. Pictures in your profile that convey what you actually look like today

4. Personality: Humorous, witty, and spontaneous are bonuses, but I'm not picky.