***Standard members can contact me *** PLEASE READ BEFORE MESSAGING. Ladies, this is meant mainly for your enertainment! So take a break from the infinite bag of dicks trail mix pics, you deserve a chuckle. One thing I'm not is boring, stupid, or good at math... Three tips for you - if your boy either 1) starts using generic terms like "baby" instead of your name, 2) asks if he's "told you this story before", or 3) repeats your question: "Am I cheating on you?", sorry, but he's cheating on you. He can't keep his lies straight, lass. I've done these, so I know. Happy to help level the playing field a little. Now, two freebies for fellow fun loving givers; 1) pop rocks and 2) a car chamois. Have fun! Discreet, happy go lucky gentleman iso st or lt relationship, FWBs, and female energy. "I need a big loan from the girl zone", to quote Tori Amos. "Tombstone", to answer your unspoken question. Seats one at a time. Please put on your safety helmet before riding, because this tongue puts your sybian to shame and makes even atheists religious. Your minimum ride time is half an hour, and if you don't have three to my one, I didn't worship you properly. As an empath, my motto is simple: exercise basic human decency at all times. I'm a romantic, door holding, old school gentleman. Grew up in Daytona and was a slut with standards. Worked in a strip club in Orlando for about three years. I'm the guy who every dancer could talk to because I have this whacky notion that you're a human being with a soul and the right to be heard, feel safe, and not be pressured. In per I am rather shy and may blush if you say something sweet or flirty (this silly verbal tap dance is there to hide that fact.) Until you snap your fingers and release my chained inner wolfhound - "Sic 'em, boy!" followed by giggling and orgasmic squeals. And whatever noises you make, of course! Massage? Back, shoulders, hands and feet are my speciality. Cunning linguist and foreplay enthusiast. Big, purring V-12 imagination engine under this hood, take it for a spin. My dirty talk at max level could best be described as, "So twisted that you could screw the words into the ground, which would then be roped off forever." A *shocking* fact about me? I'm an *excellent* active listener; this is just a monologue. Furry like a teddy bear but not my back, and down south is shaved. I go all melty at hugs, cuddling and caressing. I also give great conversation, and can discuss almost any subject, provided you're cool with sardonic humor and light hearted silliness. Always interested in learning new things! Things I love - Art, women, philosophy, literature, music, other people's accents and slang, writing, and pool ( ie the church of math and making my presence "felt", groan...) Physical - Working out five days a week. In six to eight months will be ripping sand in half and kicking phone books in bullies faces. Wordplay, y'all. Drinks/Drugs - One or two pints of Guinness on rare occasions. Any more than that and I start speaking pikey. Health- DD free, and I use condoms. If you want bareback, kindly have a recent health test to prove you're clean, like I do.

My Ideal Person 29-55 please. As of this edit (7-2), I *may* be off the market (I do not string ladies along; it's disrespectful, and I don't want my grandma coming down from heaven and kicking my arse up between my ears). Happy to offer any advice about improving your bs detector. Tips on how to safely deliver karmic shockabuku to the next male who disrespects you. Passionate. Comfortable in their own skin. All races and body types are beautiful - BBW is AOK by me!
Prefer messages to IM, then we'll go from there. I work a lot, so your patience is appreciated. All jokes aside, the only advice I can offer is to be yourself - it's truly liberating and a lot less effort. "Masks only hide the face on top." ~ Sir Terry Pratchett. Long days and pleasant nights to you, gentle reader, and have fun in your adventures!

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What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, An airplane, A movie theatre, Under a waterfall, An elevator, A hotel room, A castle.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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