I can be a bit of a smartass because your line is probably ridiculous.

My Ideal Person Ideals have a way of getting kicked in the teeth by reality.

No smokers, drug users, or republicans.

I don't mind chatting for a short time if you're married, but we will never meet.

Honesty will get you far. As will the attempt of effective communication. (This means you should be able to talk and listen)

I am on a traditional dating site, but I use this as a dating site too. Silly not to.

Some tips: stop with the lols. I don't care to be called 'baby' or 'beautiful'. Know the difference between being funny and being crude. Be clever about both. If you are looking for an hookup or chat about sex only... please move on.

About the sex stuff: I don't care for pain, humility or dressing up just to get naked. Toys are fine, but I don't have a lot of experience there... ya know - these things may be better discussed after a getting to know you period.