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My Ideal Person We're going to buck the trend by listing what we don't, under any circumstances, desire in our companions. Please understand that while we can sympathize with many on this list (and use to be counted among their ranks) we will not negotiate our terms. If you find yourself on this list, please do not contact us. You will be rejected.
Please excuse the curtness of this section. We're choosing to save everyone a lot of time and frustration instead of using this as an opportunity to show off our playful natures.
Alcoholics
If you want to drink, casually or otherwise, do it on your time and not ours - that includes prior to an encounter.
Cheaters
If you cheat on your partner(s) then you're not a trustworthy person. We're not here to enable you, or to place ourselves in the path of your disloyalty.
Drug Addicts
The things we do, as kinksters, can be dangerous and life-threatening especially when practiced while under the influence of mind-altering substances. If you use or deal drugs we want nothing to do with you.
Gangbangers
Any one who thinks the "Thug-Life" is something to view with pride doesn't share the same goals in life that we do.
Homophobes
If you take issue with anything outside of heterosexuality then we're not a good match for you. You're not going to catch "the gay" from being in the same room with another man performing, or from your ball-sack touching theirs.
Liars
Whatever you're lying about probably isn't something that we're going to care about, but if it is (like being someone guilty of the behaviors on this list) you shouldn't be lying about it in the first place. There's plenty of people out there who will accept things which we won't - just go find them.
Racists
We're not racists. If you are then kindly kick rocks.
Smokers
If you smoke please respect our rights to not be exposed to it. Please take it outside or wait to smoke until you're no longer around us. Also, mints and body spray will be appreciated.
STDI Carrier
We intend to stay STDI (sexually transmitted disease/infection) negative by practicing safer sex (which includes condoms and dental dams), and expect our partners to do the same. While negative test results are helpful (and will increase your chances of meeting us), we will not use them to verify your STDI status. Those results do not offer a "thirty day money back" guarantee despite having little shipping and handling cost.
Uncategorized
We're probably being naive in thinking that people will be as honest about their personality flaws as we are, but just in the off-chance that you are, please apply the following (examples will be provided upon request) flaws to our list of negative qualities.
Disrespectful, Impatient, Inconsiderate, Intolerant, Rude, Selfish
Whew! That's all folks. If you're still with us after that list, you're the cream of the crop.
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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Sexual Orientation:
Bi-sexual / Bi-sexual
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Looking For: Men, Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups, Couples (2 women), Couples (2 men) or Trans |
Marital Status: | Married |
Swinger Type: | Sex with others |
Speaks: | English |
Have Children: | No |
Want Children: | Yes |
His |
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Birthdate: | May 1, 1976 | December 1, 1978 |
Hometown: | Wichita, Kansas, United States | Abilene, Kansas, United States |
Relocate?: | No | No |
Height: | 5 ft 7 in / 170-172 cm | <5 ft 0 in |
Body Type: | A little extra padding | A little extra padding |
Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I don't drink at all | I don't drink at all |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs | I don't use drugs |
Education: | High school graduate | High school graduate |
Race: | Caucasian | Caucasian |
Religion: | Atheist | Agnostic |
Male Endowment: | Average/Thick | N/A |
Circumcised: | No | N/A |
Bra Size: | N/A | 44 / 100 Above DD / E |
Hair Color: | Hair? What Hair? | Other Hair Color |
Hair Length: | Bald | Long |
Eye Color: | Blue | Inconsistent/Variable |
Glasses or Contacts: | Glasses | Glasses |