I spend a lot of time thinking about: When will the world get male birth control pills? What if the hokey pokie is what it’s all about? NOW THAT I’VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION...You’re dealing with an easygoing and sometimes funny guy. I'm also kinda weird. It's like: I'm the nicest rude per you'll ever meet. I don't give a fuck about anything, but at the same time, I care about a lot. No matter what happens, at the end of the day I’ll make you smile, laugh, and wonder, “How come I’ve never met a guy like this before??!!” If you’d like to know more say “Hi”. I didn’t reveal a lot about myself for you to read on purpose. I'd rather we chat, talk, engage in conversation to get to know each other. The most private thing I am willing to admit: I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.

My Ideal Person I'm a sucker for beautiful eyes because eyes are the nipples of the face. Fun to be around, attractive, willing to try new things. Someone that's ok with having conversations peppered with humorous movie quotes.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, My desk at work, A store dressing room, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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