No, I'm not into opiates, just a phrase from a short story I've had laying around. For five years my place in Hollywood was home to a shifting crew of beautiful women. What does this matter to you? It's just to say that I kinda get women. I take pride in anticipating things. I take greater pride in being a mischievous elf, making fun out of nothing. Oh the stories... Here's one. Last year I let the babysitter of one of my photo models sleep next to me at my Runyon Canyon apartment for three months. I vowed not to pursue intercourse with her, just didn't want to be that guy considering her young age. After a few days, she was curious about a few hints I laid down and asked if I could take her to the promised land, let's just say. She'd had a longstanding block to climax. The blockage fell apart completely in a thrashing, convulsive orgasm. I'll never forget the wide-eyed look on her face when she sat up afterwards. Lastly, I shoot professional quality photos of female models and friends (and a few couples) that I meticulously retouch to be make unique. I have model permissions to show many of the shots I've designed. Give me a holler if you'd like to see and perhaps do a shoot.