The Only RULE I have before you contact Me in any way is that you READ MY PROFILE!!!! If I ask you have you, and you say No, Then you will Be BLOCKED with No questions. I Simply ADORE BLOCKING people! Cause it seems that Some of ya'll just don't Get It. Look... If I wanted to sleep with you, Your Dumb Ass would Know it. If you hit Me up and all you can say is " Damn you have a fat ass " or some other buffoonery as such, Then you really need to keep that shit to yourself. Cause I already Know that. I take pic's of it cause I know that... WTF? I'm Grown & I know what I'm doing... YOU DON'T!! So don't question Me on My antics. Try telling Me something I don't know, Like something about yourself, You Simpleton! Damn Ya'll are too fuckin THIRSTY round here. That is Sooooo NOT a Turn On!!..... YUCK and those of you that are Sex Hounds aren't even attractive, How can you expect somebody to jump in bed with you when you look like the fuckin Crypt Keeper???.... Don't do it to yourself, Cause I'm the one to let you know you look a DAMN FOOL & FEEL NOTHING after doing so... And For those of you that Feel some kind of way about what I say in My Profile.... WAIT... Let Me say that again... MY PROFILE... Which Means this is My spot where I can say and do any-DAMN-thing I Please... The question is Why does that Bother you???... You don't even Know Me?!... So for you and 10 folks who look like you... Eat a Dick & Choke... Try a foot long, it's more satisfying... FACT is you only feel played because I CHOOSE Not to have anything to do with you... Am I supposed to get upset cause you feel as though I have an attitude or what have you... Sweetie... If this were truly the case then why did you Feel the need to say anything to Me in the First place?... You really could have wasted your keystrokes on someone else cause I am NOT MOVED... You will learn that You and Others like You... Only Do what you Can do... Where as I Do What I WANT TO DO... And how you feel about that I Care NOT... It really is Just That Simple... Cause You Cant change anything over here... All you can do is continue to Look at My Pictures and Hate Me cause I Choose NOT to be Bothered with you and those Weak Ass Lines you tend to throw at Me... Do Not approach Me if you are Not on My Level.... End of Discussion. Oh & No Pic, No Reply... So be forewarned. Now for everybody else...... Welcome to ~Da Kandi Shop~ I consider Myself a very open minded per. It's not too much that I wont try both in & out of Bed. I do have My limits but, I guess you can call Me a TRY-sexual cause I'll try anything once and if I like it I'll do it again. But I'm a cool down to earth type chick. I'm easy to get along with Very discreet and perable. I believe that what you and I do is just that!! What you and I do. I don't like people involving themselves in My (OUR) business... Cause I DON'T see the sense in putting them In it to begin with... So I Don't... I feel more comfortable this way... Cause as we all Know... Some People Thrive on what other people do and quickly try to involve themselves in their business... I believe this is because they Truly have NO LIFE of their own... Anywho... Although I am a sexual Being I don't get off on sleeping with every Freak Body Bastard that calls themselves trying to holla at Me. I am VERY PICKY and Reserve the Right to Be... So I AM. ~ I'm straight out of New Orleans 9th Ward ~ I'm not that hard to please, although at times it may seem that I am, I'm really not... The simple things tend to win Me over... More so then you telling Me what you think I want to hear... I am Not here to Be liked by anyone... In Fact I hope Most of you Don't. You will be doing Me a Huge favor by Not saying anything to Me at all... It will save Me time and many keystrokes. ~ I have a thing for Tall guys, men that wear kilts and Motorcycles. ~ But that's a plus not a must !! I Miss Home almost everyday. But I make home wherever I lay My hat... So I might as well see what ya'll have out here for Me to get into. Now I'm Not interested in fuckin NOBODY!! Lets get that str8 from the Gate!! So if you hit Me up, It's at your own risk, Cause your approach will be what determines My response to you, again... If I even give you one.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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