AsianwCaucdude 50 / 47 / C
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AsianwCaucdude 50/C
San Francisco, California
We are Sapiosexual
Swinging is fun and much more than everybody just getting naked with each other. If you like our profile or pictures or we like yours we don't take it that we will F#$# each other. But, having drinks with open minded people is generally pretty fun. So, slow down a bit and lets have a drink and shoot some pool and remember, the only real orgasm is a squirting orgasm everything else is just a tease :-) Sorry say it, but we generally don't check profiles more than once. If we feel that we may be a match we'll send a message and hope you'll do the same. Other than that, this server likes send messages that people have viewed a profile when in fact they haven't, assumingly keep people interested. So, these messages that say thanks for checking out my profile all the time just go ignored. We are not bashful in spotting a match, but we also won't reach out more than once or twice assuming if you are also interested, you'll say so. As always said with a smile :-) WE ONLY REPLY COUPLES AND LADIES THAT IM US. ALL YOU SINGLE GUYS PLEASE MESSAGE US AND ACTUALLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF as a gentleman should. We are in no hurry find anything other than what we are both looking for so please save the one-liners for someone else. Select studs you are invited show and tell us about yourself with an appropriate introduction but not through IM. Please send us a message after you have taken the time read our profile. No proof of a recent test, no chance, not shaved and local, sorry! Please read this quick profile first and then read our book below if you are still interested. We are real and really looking but in no hurry, I turn the wife's eyes inside out every other day, she always squirts repeatedly before I even get going and I have yet find a lady that gets my cock as hard as she does. We are in shape but not gym rats and ok with the same. Attitude is a big part of what we are looking for. If you don't take the time read our profile we will know because you'll miss the clue and probably just ignore you. If you do we promise get back you whether we are a match or not. This all about not wasting as much time as we all do looking for a match. We have been safely swinging for a very long time and regardless of what you've been taught or think fun safe sex does not just mean wearing a condom. Truly safe sex is not taking your clothes off. So, If you are not very recently tested all we'll do is have a drink or two with you and tread carefully. If you don't know how introduce yourself or start and end a conversation we won't be interested. We get about 5 Hi! messages a day (Freaking introduce yourselves, people) that we ignore and when we reply many disappear like they never expected a reply. Sound familiar all you real swingers? She's bi, he's straight and not interested in anything other than driving the ladies wild. We'll be interested If you are local, experienced, in pretty good shape, and take good care of yourself neither of us is into really skinny people or those that need to lose 40lbs. We are not into any weird shit, not interested in Trump fans ( deal breaker), and shaved downstairs is mandatory ( we hate pubic hair, deal-breaker 2 ). We'd be glad to meet you for a drink and check the vibes Clue: If you can beat us at pool you'll pique our interest… We have no expectations and offer no promises other than being cool discrete people and meeting for a drink. We don’t friend people to show people like us, we friend people if they are friendly and to determine if we are a match or are interested in meeting. We don't reply to just dick or pussy pics and we understand everybody wants to fuck, but not everybody wants to fuck each other, so we promise not to be insulted if you say we are not a match. We are looking for a bit of a connection. We don't need to be best friends but, we want to know we like each other :-) If you start a conversation please end it. A match is rare, so we will not be insulted if you determine we are not a match. We would appreciate that, as we only like to meet people interested in meeting "US". No tricks, no scams, no misleading profile or pic’s we expect the same from you. We take our potential playmates one at a time. We're not looking for just anyone that will fuck and we are not looking for lots of playmates. We are looking to play with people we like, are attracted to, and like and that are attracted to us. That doesn't mean we can't learn a thing or two from each other about the lifestyle though. Please be aware, we are real and really looking. So, If you don't have the balls to follow up, interested or not, then please don't bother contacting us, pretty please. If you don't bother to read our profile, we probably won't bother to reply and most likely will simply hit ignore. Although by chance it has happened, we are generally not looking for 1-night stands we are looking for an ongoing thing with sexy friends. So, if you are not within 20 miles or so of San Francisco, or frequent San Francisco, recently tested, sorry. It just came up so, I need to say, those sexy breasts are as real as they get and they have the sexiest nipples I've ever come across. If you are lucky enough to get to her nipples, you're in :-) Yes, personalities matter big time. Meeting cool people is more important to us than meeting those you'd want to get naked with, but please don't bother sending a message alike or even hotlisting us expecting a reply unless you are willing to share what you look like from the start :-) The swinging lifestyle is not just about getting naked. Sometimes you just find cool people you like to hang out with on occasion. Unless the stars align just right we are dinner and drinks first kind of couple. So, contacting us the night before you get in town won't work. If you think we are a match let us know in a message and if we agree we can friend each other and we will be glad to share the good stuff, but be aware we are not very bashful :-) We've been playing this game very selectively for a very long time. We have made and continue to find friends in the lifestyle along with the occasional playmates. We are not looking for unnecessary chit-chat, this online stuff is simply to figure out if we are enough of a match to meet. If you take a week to have a -minute conversation, out of respect for all of our time we will either block or ignore you assuming you are not really looking. Guys, not every guy who likes spoil the hell out of his wife is a cuck, as a matter of fact, on top of being an alpha male, please be able to co-exist with one. Chances are you'll learn a thing or two. If you are interested please let us know, if you are not please let us know. We only like playing with people interested in us, so polite rejections are appreciated. We try and show the same respect to anyone that has read our profile and takes the time to contact us. She is a soccer mom and a total lady, she just happens to have a real wild side that only comes out when you know what buttons to push and when to push them. So, save the crude talk for the bedroom, please :-) We are ok meeting fellow swingers just for dinner and drinks or a free for all if we ALL click. This lifestyle to us is as much about meeting open-minded fun people as it is finding people you want to get naked with. Us : ● A happily married couple of over 20 years with tweenagers. ● He's a fit Caucasian alpha male, but a total gentleman. She is a very sexy ( in mind and body) American Born Asian lady ( MILF) with a real wild side. ● We don't travel to meet playmates, but even though we shy away from one-night stands it has happened with the right couple, so look us up with some notice. ●Down to earth, polite and communicate online as we do in everyday life, respectfully. ●He's 100% straight / She's totally bi. ● An experienced couple in the lifestyle for over 20 years whose sex life gets hotter and hotter as the years go on, but still learning new things about the dos and donts in the lifestyle. ●"Really "looking for friends and playmates in the lifestyle. ● Not looking for unnecessary chit-chat. ● Business owners ● Always clean-shaven, drug, and disease-free. ● Never able to host at home ● Been to just about every lifestyle club around but, prefer a more intimate erotic setting and we like to know who we are playing with. ● Always recently tested ● Should go without saying, but needs to be said, extremely good hygiene always. ● Although we certainly appreciate seeing a sexy human being, we don't get off seeing other people's nudes. We want to see them because we do not want to leave anything for the imagination or leave room for the fakes and flakes. We want to know we are not going to face a forest or deal with those whose pictures are , altered, or not even theirs. ● We are not and are not looking for Ken and Barby. Seriously, you may have a super low BFP, but if you need run around in the shower get wet, you may be too skinny for us him or her. We're cool with a bit thick and stocky but a sexy mind in one that takes care of their bodies goes a long way. ● We have few limitations but are not into potty games or any weird shit of the sort. Not interested in daddies regardless of what the lady looks like! Again: We are both always cleanly shaven, pubic hair is a total turn-off to both of us. If you are not shaven, sorry we are not a match. She's your typical Asian woman with flawless skin perfect size C breasts with perfect sensitive nipples, totally shaved, and a hot body as well as a hot mind. She is not a lady you boss around unless she chooses to let you once the clothes come off. Once you earn "our" trust she is a total pleaser. To say she is fun in the sack is a huge understatement, her oral skills are second to none and she doesn't like it when a guy is too gentle with her if you know what I mean. If you know what you are doing, chances are you will see a woman squirt as you've never seen before. Actually, either way, you will, because if you don't I will make it happen. Hint! If you can get to her nipples, she will completely melt. Now be real and happy swinging. Please don't reply if you can't handle rejection because chances are 99% we won't be a match. However, we could be part of each others 1% and make a rare match :-)

My Ideal Person Our Ideal Person: You have actually read our profile and are similar us above, and do, or are or a:
Sexy lady, couple or stud that knows what most ladies are interested in
30+ at least
Local San Francisco or real close. We don't have time or care travel meet playmates and don't host until we get know you.
Totally shaved downstairs
Experienced in the lifestyle
A playing couple or single
Actually, follow up on a possible connection
Understand it's a long shot for all of us
Understand dinner and drinks don't mean getting naked
Recently tested ( if you wanna play) No such thing as safe fun sex without tests
Can politely handle a polite rejection
Think having a 5-minute conversation to see if we are a possible match, that lasts a week or two or three is a complete waste of time.
You understand that most ladies are not just looking for a big dick and need to see what a guy looks like before she even has a clue if she may be interested.
You don't "just" have a picture of your dick in your profile although she does care what your cock looks like.

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Have you ever had cybersex?:
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  • 50/47 / Couple (man/woman)
  • San Francisco, California, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women)
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what we have
Our Trophy Case:
Birthdate: April 29, 1972 April 29, 1975
Relocate?: No No
Height: 5 ft 7 in / 170-172 cm 5 ft 3 in
Body Type: Average Slim/Petite
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs I don't use drugs
Education: Some college Some college
Occupation: Self Employed Self Employed
Race: Caucasian Asian
Religion: Not applicable Not applicable
Male Endowment: Average/Very thick N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A 36 / 80 C
Hair Color: Brown Black
Hair Length: Short Long
Eye Color: Brown Brown
Glasses or Contacts: None None