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HAPPY NEW YEAR (SAFETY) 12/19/2011 first of all, happy new year, while you are out, here are some thoughts on safety. first dont drink on an empty stomach, it increase the effects of the booze, second for the safety of you and your fri 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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always be both polite and firm 12/2/2011 I have found that when I am not interested in someone that being honest is best, you should try to be polite but firm, that way it spares hard feelings and embarasment for them. the honesty should be 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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slow dancing 10/9/2011 As the weather gets colder, I enjoy dancing on a date, it is good excercise and a lot of fun. It also helps your mood and shows your partner that you can get into a rhythem, and if you can have rhythe 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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divorce and the holidays 5/4/2011 this mothersday my askes me to help him th pick out a mothersday present. I dont want her to get the wrong impression so I helped him to pick out a card and he was happy with that but on other holida 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
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christmas joke 12/10/2010 What do you call a truckload of vibrators? Tous for twats. Merry Christmas! 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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indian feathers 11/21/2010 a reporter went to an indian reservation to cover a story. he noticed the variety of numbers of feathers, so he asked, what do the feathers mean? the brave with two feathers said, I fuck two squaws, 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ipitbull & a 11/21/2010 what do you get when you cross a pitbull with a ? your last blowjob. 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
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kinky 11/21/2010 what's the difference between kinky and perverted? kinky, you use a feather, perverted, you use the whole chicken. 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Two dogs fucking 11/15/2010 An indian boy asked his father how his brother got his name. well, the father said when your brother was born I left the tee ppe and the first thing I saw was a soaring eagle. so he was named soaring 0 Comments, 132 Views, 0 Votes | |
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big turnoffs 11/15/2010 while looks have their place in being attractive to most people, you can always findsomething you like, but........... did you ever notice that there are a lot of turn offs. one thing that is one of m 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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politics(and school) 11/12/2010 johnny came home from school, and said his teacher asked them for the definition of politics. dad said, well johnny, I make the money so I represent big buisness, your mom spends the money, so she rep 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
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the drunk and the avon lady 11/9/2010 while delivering her packages the avon lady passed gas, so, in order to not offern anyone she sprayed pine scented airfreshener. three floors tu this drunk gets on the elevator. well, he starts sniffi 0 Comments, 95 Views, 0 Votes | |
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cornflakes 11/9/2010 bliiy and johnny were to young for kindergarden. one day their mother had an appointment in town, so they had to stay with dad who farmed. well, they all went to took up the tractor to the mower, and 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
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what has happened to the made in the USA 11/7/2010 has anyone ense noticed tha even as we are in a bad echonomic time that we will not buy the stuff we make here? Has our echonomy gotten so bad that we just go for the cheeper knockoffs instead of buyi 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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pulling a calf ((((((((((true story))))))))) 11/4/2010 two weeks ago I was in the barnlot pulling a calf, and a salesman pulled up. well, he helped me pull the calf, and I asked him how much I owed him, he said nothing, but he wanted to know how fast the 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
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halloween happenings ( a funny ghost story) and true! 10/27/2010 about 10 years ago, my uncle was working as the caretaker of a local cemetary. well, on halloween night he had to get a gravesight ready for the funeral the next morning. while moving his equipment in 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ever date twins, identicle twins? 10/25/2010 In my younger dayd I had the oppertunity to date twins, while looks were the same, they were totally different in bed. they were bi, and as into eachother as into me, so one invited me into their home 0 Comments, 1691 Views, 0 Votes | |
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alwys meet in public places 10/19/2010 It has occoured to me that one thing most people dont think about, is the place to meet on the first date, or the meet and greet. For this, I have some advice. 1. Always meet in a safe place 0 Comments, 119 Views, 0 Votes | |
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mule in the bar 10/18/2010 Aguy walks into the local bar, and sees a sign "make the mule laugh, win $100." so the man paid the dollar for his chance. he proceded to wisper in the mules ear. well, the mule busted out laughing. s 0 Comments, 122 Views, 0 Votes | |
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getting to know the before you meet 10/16/2010 I always try to get to know someone through e mail or other ways before the meet and greet, I find that it gives a good place for the conversation to start. this also gives you a chance to have an obj 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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explaining to your that mom and dad dont live together after the divorce. 10/13/2010 Perhaps it is just me, but I have been having trouble explaining to my that just because mom and dad dont live together, "divorced", that it doesn't mean that we both dont love him. Now that she has 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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skinnydipping 10/11/2010 a preacher, a priest and a rabbi were walking by the river one afternoon. they were talking about world events and it started to get really hot. so they decided to go wsimming they took of there cloth 0 Comments, 122 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The actual first date. 10/10/2010 when you are past the meet and greet and if you get to the first actual "date" I always try to start with a mutually comfortable setting, dinner, or a movie, or dance. it makes both parties feel more 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes |
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