X-RATED, YO-YOING ZEBRAS  

spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
29851 posts
12/15/2021 5:24 am
X-RATED, YO-YOING ZEBRAS



Above is a zebra stallion yo-yoing with a zebra mare in an X-rated act. I was half-naked when I took this photo.

Whenever I see animals having sex, I will have a little look at proceedings but will then walk away quietly to give them some privacy to get it on. I have seen cats, cattle, dogs, horses, pigs and sheep have sex - I lived on a farm so all this sex was on my doorstep. I did not seek out these bestial activities, promise!

The strangest animals I saw having sex were tortoises on a safari trip in Senegal. The male tortoise was very loud and very rough and he lasted for a very long time.

What animals have you seen having sex?

My grandkid asked me why zebras have stripes. I told him that it is because they do not want to be spotted. In the local shop, he then asked me whether I could buy him a toy zebra. I told him they are very difficult to buy because you cannot find the barcode.

On walking home, he saw a lion crossing the street and asked what the lion was doing. I told him that the lion saw a zebra crossing. As we approached the zebra crossing, my grandkid started talking to a donkey who was afraid to cross the street. He asked the donkey why he was scared. The donkey said he cannot cross the street after seeing what happened to the zebra at the crossing.

Still at the zebra crossing, my grandkid asked me what do you get if you cross a pelican and a zebra. I answered that we would be two streets further away. After crossing the street, we walked a few yards and came across a man trying to cross the busy street. Trying to be helpful, I told him that there was a zebra crossing up the street. The man said to me that he hoped the zebra was having better luck than he was.

It is not easy writing this rubbish!



spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/15/2021 5:25 am

Let’s see whether the site’s algorithms work as this post is on a banned subject!


scoupe42 59M  

12/15/2021 6:16 am

Zebra's like to FUCK too.


lindoboy100 59M  
23969 posts
12/15/2021 6:17 am

Yoyos are good fun, I took part in yoyo championships back in the day, never won though!


author51 59F  
130010 posts
12/15/2021 6:19 am

LMAO!!!!! You had me rolling my eyes and laughing out loud at those corny jokes Hun.. This Leopard ( women over 50} tends to get quite animalistic between the sheets my friend. The only other types of animals I have seen are the birds and the bees..lol. Cats, Dogs and cows also...lol. xoxo


CleavageFan4U 65M  
69374 posts
12/15/2021 6:30 am

IYou were eXcellent this week with Your Zebra jokes.

When I was in Yellowstone 2 years ago the moose were rutting. Didn't see them actually get it on, but it was funny to watch the male go around and sniff out all of the females in his harem.

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Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
12/15/2021 7:04 am

I watched my neighbours...
... once. 😶


staci_19702 51T  
3767 posts
12/15/2021 7:19 am

🤣🤣🤣
Oh. That’s sooooo great!!!!

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


pal334 67M  
45821 posts
12/15/2021 7:50 am

So many times, like you I grew up on a farm. And spent quite a lot of time in unusual locations. Your article was entertaining . [image]

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scott0250 55M
511 posts
12/15/2021 7:54 am

Hey Spunky. I am going back about 10 years or so on this one. I was at the Baltimore Aquarium with my girlfriend at the time. The Aquarium has a bird exhibit and we were there watching the puffins. There was another young couple next to us watching, as well, when all of a sudden two puffins started getting it on. The guy looked at me and said " Are they doing what I think they are?". I said "I think so". All four of us just stating laughing like crazy at that point.


ltrskr 74M  
5151 posts
12/15/2021 8:03 am

Hmmmmmm, Does a stud Zebra ever tell a mare,
"I'm going to fuck your stripes off?"


smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
12/15/2021 12:04 pm

I have to confess, I peered closely at that picture to see if the guy zebra's penis was striped. Looks like it's just solid black. *sad trombone*


Tmptrzz 59F  
107038 posts
12/15/2021 12:10 pm

The only animals I have ever seen having sex are Horses and Dogs. I hope you enjoy a great Hump Day my friend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
12/15/2021 1:01 pm

There was a lot of sex in the recent David Attenburgh wildlife series on TV. It was that good, I can't even remember what it was called lol.


EnigmaInitiative 54F  
6054 posts
12/15/2021 1:16 pm

What animals have you seen have sex?

Cats
Dogs
Ducks
Horses

That's it

This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


lok4fun500 M  
51906 posts
12/15/2021 5:12 pm

..
horses, dogs, cats, reindeer


DanielZwat1950 72M  
436 posts
12/17/2021 4:57 am

Having a Ranch I've seen Lots. One time in the fall when the Grandkids were out to help rake and gather the leaves from the big maple tree in the front yard, several Does and a Buck deer came into the front pasture and completely oblivious to their audience, put on a x-rated show, the action was so close you could actually see pink tissue that provoked a lot of question from the Grands.

Then a bigger Buck came along and took over after running off the younger Buck, provoking more questions.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/18/2021 4:03 am

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Zebra's like to FUCK too.
I think zebras like fucking!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/18/2021 4:04 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Yoyos are good fun, I took part in yoyo championships back in the day, never won though!
My yoyo never yoyo-ed many times!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/18/2021 4:07 am

    Quoting author51:
    LMAO!!!!! You had me rolling my eyes and laughing out loud at those corny jokes Hun.. This Leopard ( women over 50} tends to get quite animalistic between the sheets my friend. The only other types of animals I have seen are the birds and the bees..lol. Cats, Dogs and cows also...lol. xoxo
If I was a zebra and found a leopard in my bed, I'd run fast!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/18/2021 4:08 am

If only we could have our own harems!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/18/2021 4:19 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I watched my neighbours...
    ... once. 😶
I hope your neighbours didn't spot you at their window!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/18/2021 4:21 am

    Quoting staci_19702:
    🤣🤣🤣
    Oh. That’s sooooo great!!!!
I never want to hear another zebra joke again!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/18/2021 4:22 am

    Quoting pal334:
    So many times, like you I grew up on a farm. And spent quite a lot of time in unusual locations. Your article was entertaining . [image]
Growing up on a farm is great for learning about sex!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/18/2021 4:24 am

    Quoting scott0250:
    Hey Spunky. I am going back about 10 years or so on this one. I was at the Baltimore Aquarium with my girlfriend at the time. The Aquarium has a bird exhibit and we were there watching the puffins. There was another young couple next to us watching, as well, when all of a sudden two puffins started getting it on. The guy looked at me and said " Are they doing what I think they are?". I said "I think so". All four of us just stating laughing like crazy at that point.
Puffins can always entertain us with their antics!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/18/2021 4:25 am

    Quoting ltrskr:
    Hmmmmmm, Does a stud Zebra ever tell a mare,
    "I'm going to fuck your stripes off?"
Or does a zebra mae tell a zebra stallion, I'm going to blow your stripes away?!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/18/2021 4:26 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I have to confess, I peered closely at that picture to see if the guy zebra's penis was striped. Looks like it's just solid black. *sad trombone*
After your confession, I also had a close look at the zebra's penis. No stripes!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/18/2021 4:36 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    The only animals I have ever seen having sex are Horses and Dogs. I hope you enjoy a great Hump Day my friend..
I've not seen horses have sex, though I've been told it's a good ride!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/18/2021 4:45 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    There was a lot of sex in the recent David Attenburgh wildlife series on TV. It was that good, I can't even remember what it was called lol.
David Attenborough just does animal porn under the guise of the environment!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/18/2021 4:46 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    What animals have you seen have sex?

    Cats
    Dogs
    Ducks
    Horses

    That's it
That's not a bad list. I've not seen horses ride nor ducks fuck!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/18/2021 5:14 am

I hope the reindeer weren't at it when they were pulling your sleigh!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/18/2021 5:15 am

    Quoting DanielZwat1950:
    Having a Ranch I've seen Lots. One time in the fall when the Grandkids were out to help rake and gather the leaves from the big maple tree in the front yard, several Does and a Buck deer came into the front pasture and completely oblivious to their audience, put on a x-rated show, the action was so close you could actually see pink tissue that provoked a lot of question from the Grands.

    Then a bigger Buck came along and took over after running off the younger Buck, provoking more questions.
Kids always ask the best and most difficult questions!


EnigmaInitiative 54F  
6054 posts
12/18/2021 7:42 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    That's not a bad list. I've not seen horses ride nor ducks fuck!
I have a duck "problem"....they're fucking everywhere.

Anywhooooo

Did you know that ducks have corkscrew shaped penises?

I'm totally not making this up for some weird joke, btw. It's true.

This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/19/2021 2:58 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    I have a duck "problem"....they're fucking everywhere.

    Anywhooooo

    Did you know that ducks have corkscrew shaped penises?

    I'm totally not making this up for some weird joke, btw. It's true.
I didn't know that ducks have corkscrew penises. I think pigs also have corkscrew cocks, though I never got up close enough to confirm!


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