Toilet Brush Confidential  

secret_lade 48F
14467 posts
4/1/2021 3:38 am
Toilet Brush Confidential


I was brushing my hair into a bun after work last night when I heard the Spawn's voice chiming in behind ...

"Ew! I can't believe you're using that brush."

"Why?"

"It was in the toilet!"

"What do you mean it was in the toilet?? When was it IN THE TOILET??"

"I dropped it in there when I was packing last week. I think I forgot to tell you."

Well, isn't that fucking fantastic! I've been combing my hair with a fucking toilet brush week.

"Forgot tell ?!? Yah, right! Well, I forgot tell you that you now live with your dad. Pack your bags, you're taking the toilet brush with you."

If looks could kill, she'd have X's for eyes, I swear to God.

She's lucky I love her....

Happy Thursday!

secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 9:26 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Sounds like an April Fool's Day prank to me
If ONLY! LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 9:26 pm

    Quoting  :

It has it's good moments.... and it has it's toilet brush moments.... LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 9:24 pm

    Quoting boobwhisperer69:
    Revenge is best served cold!!!!! Find out what would creep her out the most and go from there! Its up to you whether you actually do it or just tell her you did! And on a lighter note, you've prob had "Something about Mary" episode in your hair before!????? Or not!!
Um, yah, actually, I have. LOL Ssshhh... Don't tell anyone.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 9:22 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    And kids wonder why parents do things they KNOW will embarrass the kids! Paybacks....lol
Paybacks are right!


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
4/1/2021 3:23 pm

Sounds like an April Fool's Day prank to me


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 2:31 pm

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    From the mouth of babes.
    You think if it went into the toilet
    One either wash it out
    Tell you
    Or throw it away
    And was it in a flushed toilet is what old be asking.
    Then ild be dropping her tooth brush in the toilet and tell her at the end of the week.
Ugh!! I didn't even think to ask if it was a flushed toilet... Ack!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 2:30 pm

    Quoting hippiechick1967:
    Look on the bright side: it could have been your toothbrush she dropped in the toilet last week. : ))
You are right. Thank God it wasn't the toothbrush!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 2:29 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Wait......what's that in your hair?

    I bet it didn't fall in the loo and she's just winding you up, she seems to have that kind of twisted sense of humour. I like it!!
Oh, no, it did. When I waved it at her after the big reveal she jumped back about 3 feet. What a shit!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 2:28 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I'd ask her about your toothbrush.
It's far enough away from the toilet that it's safe... But you never know.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 2:26 pm

    Quoting patchdriver:
    I treasure your stories about your daughter - brings back memories of raising our kids. One issue that only time solved as the got into their teens was telephone messages. Seems they couldn't remember a telephone message addressed to either me or my wife, just the name of the caller.
Now that everyone has cell phones, I never have this issue. Thank God!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 2:25 pm

    Quoting 57FredFred:
    Just to be cruel, just smile like the cat who ate the canary whenever she uses HER toothbrush. See how long it will take her to figure it out.

    Kids and spouses, you gotta love em, cause you can't shoot em!
True story, I texted her a picture of me holding her toothbrush above the toilet seat this morning. Ha ha ha ha She didn't see the humor in it.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 2:23 pm

    Quoting  :

It could have been.... She could have been a twin! LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 2:19 pm

    Quoting  :

She didn't say anything about toothbrushes, but if THAT had fallen into the toilet, she really would have been moving in with her dad. Egads!!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 2:16 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Isn't it funny how it's never "their" things that end up in the toilet?
I know!! Tell me about it!! She would have DIED if I'd dropped her brush in the toilet.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 2:15 pm

    Quoting justskin1:
    Sounds like your Spawn likes to wind you up following a thousands of years tradition. Our kids drive us crazy and we give them neurosis.
    Hope you got a good sleep last night and have a good day.
    Hugs
She is quite the character, I tell ya. My coworkers love hearing my crazy stories about the things she does... Truth be told, one day when she's all grown up, I'll miss this. Now, however, I can live without toilet brush scenarios.


boobwhisperer69 59M  
8323 posts
4/1/2021 9:50 am

Revenge is best served cold!!!!! Find out what would creep her out the most and go from there! Its up to you whether you actually do it or just tell her you did! And on a lighter note, you've prob had "Something about Mary" episode in your hair before!????? Or not!!


pagancountrygirl 64F
6466 posts
4/1/2021 9:10 am

And kids wonder why parents do things they KNOW will embarrass the kids! Paybacks....lol

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


69ereatwetpussy 60M
6784 posts
4/1/2021 8:54 am

From the mouth of babes.
You think if it went into the toilet
One either wash it out
Tell you
Or throw it away
And was it in a flushed toilet is what old be asking.
Then ild be dropping her tooth brush in the toilet and tell her at the end of the week.


hippiechick1967 58F
13154 posts
4/1/2021 8:37 am

Look on the bright side: it could have been your toothbrush she dropped in the toilet last week. : ))

Elevate me...


Papichulo_563 42M

4/1/2021 7:35 am

Nice 😁


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
4/1/2021 7:31 am

I'd ask her about your toothbrush.


lindoboy100 59M  
23969 posts
4/1/2021 5:35 am

Wait......what's that in your hair?

I bet it didn't fall in the loo and she's just winding you up, she seems to have that kind of twisted sense of humour. I like it!!


patchdriver 66M/66F  
156 posts
4/1/2021 5:30 am

I treasure your stories about your daughter - brings back memories of raising our kids. One issue that only time solved as the got into their teens was telephone messages. Seems they couldn't remember a telephone message addressed to either me or my wife, just the name of the caller.


57FredFred 65M  
752 posts
4/1/2021 4:58 am

Just to be cruel, just smile like the cat who ate the canary whenever she uses HER toothbrush. See how long it will take her to figure it out.

Kids and spouses, you gotta love em, cause you can't shoot em!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 4:48 am

    Quoting KX450F2016:
    LMAO!! Thanks for the laugh! I can use it this week. Monday night I got in an accident with a friends car and totalled it. Sorta been a mess (mentally) for a couple days.
I'm sorry to hear about your friends car... was everybody ok??


mc_justmc 62M  
6929 posts
4/1/2021 4:41 am

Isn't it funny how it's never "their" things that end up in the toilet?


justskin1 70M
13175 posts
4/1/2021 4:40 am

Sounds like your Spawn likes to wind you up following a thousands of years tradition. Our kids drive us crazy and we give them neurosis.
Hope you got a good sleep last night and have a good day.
Hugs

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


KX450F2016 53M  
193 posts
4/1/2021 3:48 am

LMAO!! Thanks for the laugh! I can use it this week. Monday night I got in an accident with a friends car and totalled it. Sorta been a mess (mentally) for a couple days.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 3:39 am

I was brushing my hair up into a bun after work last night when I heard the Spawn's voice chiming in behind me...

"Ew! I can't believe you're using that brush."

"Why?"

"It was in the toilet!"

"What do you mean it was in the toilet?? When was it IN THE TOILET??"

"I dropped it in there when I was packing last week. I think I forgot to tell you."

Well, isn't that fucking fantastic! I've been combing my hair with a fucking toilet brush all week.

"Forgot to tell me?!? Yah, right! Well, I forgot to tell you that you now live with your dad. Pack your bags, you're taking the toilet brush with you."

If looks could kill, she'd have X's for eyes, I swear to God.

She's lucky I love her....

Happy Thursday!


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