Let's Be Honest....  

mc_justmc 60M
1950 posts
5/15/2020 4:00 pm
Let's Be Honest....


I was commenting o.n "onelastchan00's blog about people that were lying on their profiles and I thought it might be a good opportunity for u.s t.o fess u.p . Lord knows we "fudge" a little when describing ourselves, it's sort of like trying t.o sell a used car. Who's gonna buy it if you tell them that it gets 8 miles t.o the gallon, needs 3 new tires, and can't get an erection without a good dose of Viagra. NOT that I have a problem getting an erection......I have a problem finding a good use for an erection. But that's beside the point, actually, there's hair beside "the point", and it's nicely trimmed.

Anyway, back my confession:

-sexual orientation: straight/ well, that one is true, not even curious
-looking for: women, couples/ Women, yes. Couples, I'd been watching some porn when I picked that one.
-my birthday is correct, as much as I wish it wasn't......
-relocate? I picked "no", but I would rather say "highly doubtful", but never say never....
-marital status? Deeeevorced, and I got the papers t.o prove it
-swinger type? I picked sex with others, but let's be honest, isn't it the woman who decides?
-height? 5'8" or so, it depends on which Dr I believe, but in that vicinity
-body type? I picked average, but that was well before I sat on my ass for the month of April and put on twelve lbs, but it's going down, bit by fucking slow moving bit
-I don't smoke, but I do toke
-I said I don't drink at a.ll , but I do have a beer or mixed drink now and then
-drugs? I answered correctly: NUNYA
-I said some college but it was actually a tech school in lovely Phoenix AZ. I did like Phoenix!
-occupation: while I'm not a greasy mechanic anymore I was a motorcycle mechanic for 28 yrs so I'll always feel like that is my true profession
-everything else is fairly correct, although for "endowment" I chose avg/avg because I didn't see OMG/ HOLY SHIT for a choice

Well, I'm feeling quite unburdened! Now it's YOUR turn. What did you "fudge" on your profile?


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/15/2020 4:01 pm

stroke happym; stroke happym; stroke happym; stroke....


Granny872 67F  
2276 posts
5/15/2020 4:39 pm

That was brave, lol.

None of us are getting out alive, so let's at least try to be nice to each other while we're here.


Speedman02 61M
16 posts
5/15/2020 4:41 pm

Ummmmm. We all fudge a little. Maybe I did have things that are slightly different


lonlyforlove2 77M
7863 posts
5/15/2020 4:48 pm

The site will now be a better place...what ever, just be safe..

Be sure to look in at lonlyforlove2 . It may make you smile


mamacita38dd 41F
50186 posts
5/15/2020 5:24 pm

LOL... god bless you MC, people find it hard to be honest here, but why? What are they afraid of?

I keep hearing this story about someone that steals other people's pics, lies about their age and looks, makes up profiles to act like they are dating them... I could go on and on but why? The only person liars are fooling is themselves!

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mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/15/2020 5:55 pm

It was tough, but I managed to get through it.


mature_951 58F  
3348 posts
5/15/2020 5:55 pm

I went and read my profile. I don't think I'm a swinger. My hair is more gray than blonde right now, but usually more blonde than gray. I appreciate your honesty second to your sense of humor.

"You can stroke people with words."


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/15/2020 5:58 pm

    Quoting Speedman02:
    Ummmmm. We all fudge a little. Maybe I did have things that are slightly different
We all do it, now is the opportunity to unburden yourself.


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/15/2020 5:59 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    The site will now be a better place...what ever, just be safe..
That's what I was going for, the "whatever" part.


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/15/2020 6:01 pm

    Quoting  :

There seem to be a lot of people on this site that are in the "alternative" lifestyle. Welcome to Vanillaland!


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/15/2020 6:03 pm

    Quoting mamacita38dd:
    LOL... god bless you MC, people find it hard to be honest here, but why? What are they afraid of?

    I keep hearing this story about someone that steals other people's pics, lies about their age and looks, makes up profiles to act like they are dating them... I could go on and on but why? The only person liars are fooling is themselves!
Thank You Mamacita!! I feel so ............. free! or is it ......liberated.....maybe... it's gas, I'm not sure....


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/15/2020 6:06 pm

    Quoting mature_951:
    I went and read my profile. I don't think I'm a swinger. My hair is more gray than blonde right now, but usually more blonde than gray. I appreciate your honesty second to your sense of humor.
gray/blonde or blonde/gray we're all trying to find some kind of connection in the world, as long as it's 6ft apart with masks.


Paulxx001 63M
17025 posts
5/15/2020 7:03 pm

Nothing ? I had originally put 'willing to relocate' but I realized that is not going to happen. I mean I have face pics and all , so why bother faking anything.

... is there another way to look at it.
We Have Lost Forty Million Good Men WTF


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/15/2020 7:21 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Nothing ? I had originally put 'willing to relocate' but I realized that is not going to happen. I mean I have face pics and all , so why bother faking anything.
Well, that's a rarity on this site, but I'm sure you've seen your share of BS, as I have.


jajo696 65F
2116 posts
5/15/2020 7:37 pm

Good for you for coming clean !! Its soooooo freeing , they say.

Me ? nothing is/was or ever will be fudged. Ive moved since i wrote it, so the town is diff. Im an honest one. Ive also kept the same user name since i signed on too~~


superbjversion2 65F
20076 posts
5/15/2020 8:54 pm

I'd like to tell you that everything on my profile is false but - honestly, I'd be lying.

Sex is to Fun as Square is to Rectangle


author51 57F  
94229 posts
5/15/2020 11:41 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Nothing ? I had originally put 'willing to relocate' but I realized that is not going to happen. I mean I have face pics and all , so why bother faking anything.
Like my coffee mate here, what you read and see on mine is precisely what one gets..why lie,especially when you are meeting people.It all comes out as soon as one is face to face...

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


mamacita38dd 41F
50186 posts
5/16/2020 1:14 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Nothing ? I had originally put 'willing to relocate' but I realized that is not going to happen. I mean I have face pics and all , so why bother faking anything.
Wow Pablo... it amazes me how some people always take what you say and twist it up to fit their fuckery... you know what I mean Whiskey mate?

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secret_lade 46F
3662 posts
5/16/2020 1:52 am

Had to go look at my profile.... I don't think I've looked at that thing in years.

The birthday date is inaccurate. I must have fat fingered the actual day, it should be the 18th, not the 28th.

Other than that... Still divorced, still not a smoker, still an occasional drinker, still a little extra padding, still working in retail.... Still turning 46 on Monday.


positively4you 70F  
3900 posts
5/16/2020 2:38 am

I had to check mind. Holy crap. I should lie.


onelastchan00 50F  
1093 posts
5/16/2020 4:31 am

Everything on my profile is true otherwise i would b the LAST one to call anyone out on thier made up profiles .....
Like i mentioned before....my biggest turnoff is a liar....stupid thing is its so easy to spot lies from truth here....every word in my blogs is also TRUE i do NOT COPY OR TRY TO GET ATTENTION FROM ANYONE HERE FOR ANY REASON EITHER. ....its my STORY and profile people like to steal from also must add that they get others to steal my vidz and pics which for the vidz part is porn distribution which is punishable by law....need i say more?

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mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/16/2020 5:06 am

    Quoting jajo696:
    Good for you for coming clean !! Its soooooo freeing , they say.

    Me ? nothing is/was or ever will be fudged. Ive moved since i wrote it, so the town is diff. Im an honest one. Ive also kept the same user name since i signed on too~~
It feels good, like a giant hemorrhoid has suddenly disappeared. That IS an interesting user name..... I'm feeling another post...


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/16/2020 5:09 am

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I'd like to tell you that everything on my profile is false but - honestly, I'd be lying.
"honestly, I'd be lying"?????


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/16/2020 5:11 am

    Quoting author51:
    Like my coffee mate here, what you read and see on mine is precisely what one gets..why lie,especially when you are meeting people.It all comes out as soon as one is face to face...
especially if I wasn't wearing pants


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/16/2020 5:13 am

    Quoting  :

I understand, fortunately I've had a pretty good time here.


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/16/2020 5:15 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    Had to go look at my profile.... I don't think I've looked at that thing in years.

    The birthday date is inaccurate. I must have fat fingered the actual day, it should be the 18th, not the 28th.

    Other than that... Still divorced, still not a smoker, still an occasional drinker, still a little extra padding, still working in retail.... Still turning 46 on Monday.
Oh sure, 1st you "fat finger" 10 days, next it's 10 yrs.


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/16/2020 5:17 am

now I'm gonna hafta go peek..


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/16/2020 5:20 am

    Quoting onelastchan00:
    Everything on my profile is true otherwise i would b the LAST one to call anyone out on thier made up profiles .....
    Like i mentioned before....my biggest turnoff is a liar....stupid thing is its so easy to spot lies from truth here....every word in my blogs is also TRUE i do NOT COPY OR TRY TO GET ATTENTION FROM ANYONE HERE FOR ANY REASON EITHER. ....its my STORY and profile people like to steal from also must add that they get others to steal my vidz and pics which for the vidz part is porn distribution which is punishable by law....need i say more?
yes, please tell me more about your "vids"!!! You make vids?


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/16/2020 5:29 am

90 yr old billionaire with a cough I really had to think about the color of my 1st car, baby blue


onelastchan00 50F  
1093 posts
5/16/2020 12:48 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    yes, please tell me more about your "vids"!!! You make vids?
Well i did have 2 up and one person had to ruin ot for others by first getting someone to steal them to send to her as she will forever b blocked...and then spread vile disgusting rumors about me pertaining to my vidz

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TicklePlease 52F  
12757 posts
5/16/2020 1:02 pm

It's all correct.

Well.... ample DOES leave a lot of room for your own definition but I think it's accurate.....


smartasswoman 62F  
33014 posts
5/16/2020 1:50 pm

I guess the closest thing to a stretch on my profile is that I say I'm looking for someone "reasonably fit - capable of a 20 mile bike ride or a 5 mile walk" even though it has been quite a while since I've walked that far.

Then again, I'm not claiming that *I* can do those things, just that I expect my partner to be able to.


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/16/2020 3:20 pm

    Quoting onelastchan00:
    Well i did have 2 up and one person had to ruin ot for others by first getting someone to steal them to send to her as she will forever b blocked...and then spread vile disgusting rumors about me pertaining to my vidz
well that's just wrong, not only to you, but to all your viewers. I like good videos!


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/16/2020 3:25 pm

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    It's all correct.

    Well.... ample DOES leave a lot of room for your own definition but I think it's accurate.....
I looked it up, several different words. One that stood out: "accommodating", I like that word.


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/16/2020 3:28 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I guess the closest thing to a stretch on my profile is that I say I'm looking for someone "reasonably fit - capable of a 20 mile bike ride or a 5 mile walk" even though it has been quite a while since I've walked that far.

    Then again, I'm not claiming that *I* can do those things, just that I expect my partner to be able to.
as a matter of fact, I'd like someone like that, too. Maybe a gymnast or someone that can get on top and do squats for about an hour.


mamacita38dd 41F
50186 posts
5/17/2020 1:26 am

    Quoting onelastchan00:
    Well i did have 2 up and one person had to ruin ot for others by first getting someone to steal them to send to her as she will forever b blocked...and then spread vile disgusting rumors about me pertaining to my vidz
I think someone else confused their std infected self with you my friend... I still can't imagine someone telling me to suck in my gut... maybe a waist trainer might be a wonder Christmas gift for that PERRA 🐩

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lindoboy100 57M
21302 posts
5/18/2020 6:00 am

There isnae a question which asks 'do you wear breeks under yer kilt?', so that will remain a secret for the time being!

Pull ma finger.........


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/18/2020 5:43 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    There isnae a question which asks 'do you wear breeks under yer kilt?', so that will remain a secret for the time being!
c'mon, spill the beans, or should I say, are "the beans" swinging?


tickles4us 58M
7194 posts
5/24/2020 6:51 am

Alright, I admit it.... I'm really Santa Claus and this is my fake profile.

Vive La Difference


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/24/2020 7:30 am

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Alright, I admit it.... I'm really Santa Claus and this is my fake profile.
Hahahahahaha I knew it!!!! So,...... about my presents....


tickles4us 58M
7194 posts
5/24/2020 10:14 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Hahahahahaha I knew it!!!! So,...... about my presents....
You know why you don't get any presents... I told you about the naughty list the last several times you wrote me. And by the way the address is North Pole not Hard Pole.

Vive La Difference


lighthousecollec 57F  
405 posts
5/25/2020 10:49 am

Everything thing on my profile is right but I only have sex with my partner, if I had one and then we will discuss having sex with others

I have set up a private mailbox on my Blog for your convenience.
Light


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/25/2020 1:13 pm

    Quoting lighthousecollec:
    Everything thing on my profile is right but I only have sex with my partner, if I had one and then we will discuss having sex with others
Yep, that's where I'm at, as soon as I meet someone she'll let me know what we want to do.


JustLookn439 54M

5/26/2020 7:30 am

Your point about having finding a good use for an ERECTION is exactly right. Statistically, women your age have much higher rates of sexual dysfunction than men of your age. At least men DO have viagra.... They desperately need something for women. After all, what good is being able to get all hard n horny to only have women that aren't or can't?? I actually read that in a WOMEN'S magazine! Since viagra there has been a significantly high percentage of men cheating...in large part because they HAVE to in order to get sex!
Good luck! I don't really think many are successful on this site because of the lies, deceit, and other misrepresentations. I don't mean men, but women. So many women on here as FEMALE profiles that end up being attached, or married. Many DO disclose that in their profile, but when your "Cupid" settings are set for Female (not Couples) it is rather aggravating.


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
5/26/2020 6:58 pm

    Quoting JustLookn439:
    Your point about having finding a good use for an ERECTION is exactly right. Statistically, women your age have much higher rates of sexual dysfunction than men of your age. At least men DO have viagra.... They desperately need something for women. After all, what good is being able to get all hard n horny to only have women that aren't or can't?? I actually read that in a WOMEN'S magazine! Since viagra there has been a significantly high percentage of men cheating...in large part because they HAVE to in order to get sex!
    Good luck! I don't really think many are successful on this site because of the lies, deceit, and other misrepresentations. I don't mean men, but women. So many women on here as FEMALE profiles that end up being attached, or married. Many DO disclose that in their profile, but when your "Cupid" settings are set for Female (not Couples) it is rather aggravating.
I do recall my Ex only being horny about once a month or so but I have met a few women in my age range that were as horny as me and the horniest was about 14 yrs older than me, so I do have faith that they are out there, though they are rare like you say.


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