HOW HAS THIS SITE CHANGED YOUR SEXUAL OUTLOOK? (Symposium #42)  

keithcancook 63M
7288 posts
7/1/2018 3:38 pm
HOW HAS THIS SITE CHANGED YOUR SEXUAL OUTLOOK? (Symposium #42)

Hello ! It's Symposium Time again, Number 42 in a fantastic array of blogal creativity. You can go here to see how your fellow bloggers have interpreted this subject. And the subject is.... HOW HAS THIS SITE CHANGED YOUR SEXUAL OUTLOOK?

Today's Post features two of BlogLand's best loved characters.

keithcancook

as KEITHCANADANA

AND

koocnachtiek

as MISS EMILY LITELLA



Here at The Venting Blog editorial board in the interest of fairness, we wish to allow an opposing viewpoint to our recent editorial. Tonight we are pleased to present Miss Emily Litella. Miss Litella?

What's all this fuss going around about this site changing the Sessional outlook? There are no changes here. Jeff Sessions has always been this way. While Attorney General for the State of Alabama he argued in defense of "sodomy and sexual misconduct law", and remains no friend to liberal sexual attitudes.

While Attorney General for the U.S.A. he reached into his soul and found the Christian Apostle Paul, who gave him cover as he rent whole families asunder by claiming Divine ordainment of his government's law. The Sessional outlook is clear. Jesus is an okay refugee. We would prolly let him in. Central Americans are not okay refugees. There's no room at the Inn for them. (And the stables are full). He causeth the little to suffer.

The Sessional outlook is for many to suffer. Especially if they're in pain, and require some medicinal marijuana for relief. Or if local attitudes are lenient to illegal immigrants. The residents of those cities should be made to suffer as well.

The Sessional outlook has b...

Um. Miss Litella... Excuse me, but...

Yes? What is it?

The subject at issue today is about changing sexual outlooks. Not Sessional outlooks. It’s Sexual outlooks.

Oh. Really?





Author’s Note: I am a big fan of Gilda Radner R.I.P.



rm_koocnachtiek 63M
380 posts
7/1/2018 3:43 pm

He made me say that stuff, I swear!

Is this just another trick by keithcancook
to get his text on television?


keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
7/1/2018 3:47 pm

Grrr! That's enough kooc! Git back in yer box or I won't change the straw next Christmas!


redrockrascal 61M
21616 posts
7/1/2018 4:00 pm

Well done cook. Hows about she tackles Gullible Warnings next?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


MyNameIsKay 58F  
11814 posts
7/1/2018 10:24 pm

I miss her. She was beyond funny.

Swim...Bike...Done


FMAOPLS 67F  
27029 posts
7/2/2018 12:40 am

Well done.

I miss Gilda (and Emily), too.

Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


pocogato12 68F  
33792 posts
7/2/2018 3:10 am

Beautifully stated!!!

(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


Tmptrzz 57F
82254 posts
7/2/2018 10:16 am

Good morning and great read, I don't even know what to say about the political stuff anymore as it just leaves me shaking my damn head in disgust for the most part.

And Gilda was a great lady and comedian, I hope she's resting in peace but also entertaining all those who are in heaven..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


rick315875 62M
10453 posts
7/3/2018 3:37 am

Very clever! A humorous toke on a very unhumorous folk. Was a fan of Gilda. Loved Roseanne Roseannadanna.


smartasswoman 62F  
33182 posts
7/3/2018 9:43 am

One of my favorite Emily Litella rants - 'what's all this fuss about Russian jewelry?'

That's Russian Jewry Emily...


author51 57F  
96616 posts
7/3/2018 9:47 am

I personally leave politics out of the sexual outlooks of my bedroom.... Politics and sex don't mix, unless it is you my friend writing it for a Symposium post.... Maybe I should start calling you Brain.... Nah!!!!!!!....... lmao!!!!!! That was brilliant.. I loved Gilda Radner and Saturday Night Live........

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


seingalt23 56M
5148 posts
7/3/2018 3:08 pm

Coming from outside ol´Europe it´s not so easy to understand, however I like your changeful way to start a dialogue

Giacomo


CampoGirl 54F  
43396 posts
10/21/2018 10:12 am

Hi Keith... LTNS! You are so witty! lol Ive always respected you for that... Ive tamed down due to health issues. but wondering if... you knew of an amateur editor ? In a few months, I'll need one,, if I buckle down and write! ) Easy peasy! not! lol

Now on my Blog: 👄 New Pictures 👓


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