Soapy Deep Throat? Surely Not?  

hotdreamer1000 62M
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4/1/2021 6:20 am

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Soapy Deep Throat? Surely Not?


I may have said this before, but I am worrying if I might have been on BlackSexMatch.com too long. In fact I think I did mention it one time when I was watching downhill skiing and the commentator said, "Good speed past the Minge Counter." I loved the idea of a minge counter. You know, you could keep one in your pocket on a night out in Newcastle. But no, it turned out to be "Minsch Canter" which is a jump on the Lauberhorn in Wengen, which was named after Joseph Minsch who crashed out there in 65.

Anyway, I am digressing, as usual. Today it's because of Home and Away, an Australian day time soap I watch sometimes in my lunch break. It's become more up to date over the last few years, with gay couples, and even quite young unmarried people regularly going on about "having the house to ourselves," but it is till fairly coy about most things to do with sex. So, to set the scene, Alf Stewart, long time stalwart of the surf club, has just been ousted as president John Palmer, who ran a bit of a back stabbing campaign under the influence of his shady new girlfriend Suzi. Alf comes into the bar, while Ryder, his twenty year old grandson is chatting with Mac, the owner of the bar, about her relationship problems.
"Here comes Mr Stewart," she says, to which Ryder responds conspiratorially,
"Just don't mention the deep-throating."

????????

I know!!!!

I had to run it back and listen three times before I got it. "De-throneing." As in ousting as king pin of the surf club. But surely the director must have known? When he was reviewing the rushes at least if not beforehand? Mustn't he?

Or would it only have been me who heard what I thought I heard the first three times?

hotdreamer1000 62M
12409 posts
4/1/2021 6:21 am

In case of Missing Word Glitches:

I may have said this before, but I am worrying if I might have been on BlackSexMatch.com too long. In fact I think I did mention it one time when I was watching downhill skiing and the commentator said, "Good speed past the Minge Counter." I loved the idea of a minge counter. You know, you could keep one in your pocket on a night out in Newcastle. But no, it turned out to be "Minsch Canter" which is a jump on the Lauberhorn in Wengen, which was named after Joseph Minsch who crashed out there in 1665.

Anyway, I am digressing, as usual. Today it's because of Home and Away, an Australian day time soap I watch sometimes in my lunch break. It's become more up to date over the last few years, with gay couples, and even quite young unmarried people regularly going on about "having the house to ourselves," but it is till fairly coy about most things to do with sex. So, to set the scene, Alf Stewart, long time stalwart of the surf club, has just been ousted as president by John Palmer, who ran a bit of a back stabbing campaign under the influence of his shady new girlfriend Suzi. Alf comes into the bar, while Ryder, his twenty year old grandson is chatting with Mac, the owner of the bar, about her relationship problems.
"Here comes Mr Stewart," she says, to which Ryder responds conspiratorially,
"Just don't mention the deep-throating."

????????

I know!!!!

I had to run it back and listen three times before I got it. "De-throneing." As in ousting as king pin of the surf club. But surely the director must have known? When he was reviewing the rushes at least if not beforehand? Mustn't he?

Or would it only have been me who heard what I thought I heard the first three times?


hippiechick1967 58F
13154 posts
4/1/2021 8:29 am

Maybe you've been on ARF too long, or maybe you need a hearing aid?

Elevate me...


smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
4/1/2021 9:19 am

That's why I constantly have subtitles turned on (even when listening in my own language). Of course, sometimes the subtitler gets it wrong too!

I recently finished up an Australian series called Rake - really enjoyed it. Definitely a unique sense of humor!


lindoboy100 59M  
23969 posts
4/1/2021 10:05 am



Ah McDream, you do realise that you're one spelling mistake short of that all important feature for a night out in the Weege (Glasgow) - yes, of course, I'm referring to the Minger Counter.......

I can hear that aussie accent saying deep-throating with a lilt at the end of deep and a soft almost 'd' sound at the and of throne. Though I think a hearing aid might be a good investment, as McWickster suggests!

Now off to look for Rake, McSmarty's suggestions are usually very reliable.


marysia4u 66F
15417 posts
4/1/2021 10:21 pm

You've got a way to go to catch up. Trying to think back to that episode.... hahaaaaaaaa I know where you're mind was.



Happy Easter.


BeccaLuvs 59F
20895 posts
4/2/2021 7:42 am

Hey there hotdreamer! Well def is an intriguing Title! (Tis the pitts about missing words, but a good idea you have about repeating your Blog in Comments!) Oh, and I now have an excuse - if I get something wrong or whatever, I'll just say "I'm having a Covid moment"! Am better btw!

..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'!
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sexysixties2 104F
39750 posts
4/2/2021 9:41 am

It's one of two things....either you have a very dirty mind....or you need your hearing tested!!

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


hotdreamer1000 62M
12409 posts
4/6/2021 4:32 am

    Quoting hippiechick1967:
    Maybe you've been on ARF too long, or maybe you need a hearing aid?
Someone may have made that quip last time I mentioned mis-heard commentary. Probably it was you!


hotdreamer1000 62M
12409 posts
4/6/2021 4:33 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    That's why I constantly have subtitles turned on (even when listening in my own language). Of course, sometimes the subtitler gets it wrong too!

    I recently finished up an Australian series called Rake - really enjoyed it. Definitely a unique sense of humor!
That must be funny if the subtitler gets it wrong too!


hotdreamer1000 62M
12409 posts
4/6/2021 4:34 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Ah McDream, you do realise that you're one spelling mistake short of that all important feature for a night out in the Weege (Glasgow) - yes, of course, I'm referring to the Minger Counter.......

    I can hear that aussie accent saying deep-throating with a lilt at the end of deep and a soft almost 'd' sound at the and of throne. Though I think a hearing aid might be a good investment, as McWickster suggests!

    Now off to look for Rake, McSmarty's suggestions are usually very reliable.
I've never heard of Rake, but yes, maybe we should give it a go.


hotdreamer1000 62M
12409 posts
4/6/2021 4:35 am

    Quoting marysia4u:
    You've got a way to go to catch up. Trying to think back to that episode.... hahaaaaaaaa I know where you're mind was.



    Happy Easter.
Yes, we are usually way behind. Glad you weren't tempted to add a spoiler or two.


hotdreamer1000 62M
12409 posts
4/6/2021 4:39 am

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    Hey there hotdreamer! Well def is an intriguing Title! (Tis the pitts about missing words, but a good idea you have about repeating your Blog in Comments!) Oh, and I now have an excuse - if I get something wrong or whatever, I'll just say "I'm having a Covid moment"! Am better btw!
I thought I might lure a few people in with the title, but it's the same old crowd. I'm always glad to see them though. Plus the addition of you which is nice.

I'm trying to resist blaming Covid - since everyday that's all anyone seems to talk about I am trying to keep my blog Covid free in the hope that here in fantasy land it will seem less all pervading!


hotdreamer1000 62M
12409 posts
4/6/2021 4:40 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    It's one of two things....either you have a very dirty mind....or you need your hearing tested!!
You're not the only person to make that suggestion! Possibly a bit of both!


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