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Tatoo Remorse?
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Posted:Nov 11, 2015 2:09 pm
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2015 12:40 pm
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Kittys are nice, but...
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Some of life's simple truths
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Posted:Oct 19, 2015 7:42 am
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2024 7:20 am
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Lovers help each other undress before sex. However, after sex they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
#2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats." But none of them come and touch the man's penis and say, "Good job."
Moral of the story: Hard work is rarely appreciated.
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Bag?
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Posted:Oct 19, 2015 7:18 am
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2024 7:20 am
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I walked into a drug store the other day and asked the clerk for a packet of condoms.
He said, "Do you need a bag for that?"
I said, "No. He's pretty good looking."
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The American Myth?
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Posted:Oct 15, 2014 6:33 am
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2014 6:44 am
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Is a big dick all it's cracked up to be? EYECUM2014 lists the reasons why it's not. [post 3503897]
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Mail
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Posted:Sep 8, 2014 8:31 am
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2015 2:06 pm
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Here's what my mailbox looks like today--
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Tied up and taken advantage of
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Posted:Sep 5, 2014 6:54 am
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2024 7:20 am
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A preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked the flight attendant for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, then let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy who was about to take his first sip of his drink, then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Me too! I didn't know we had a choice."
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Measuring
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Posted:Jul 20, 2014 6:00 am
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2024 7:20 am
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New, accurate way to measure what's important!
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Underwear
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Posted:Jul 14, 2014 10:39 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2014 3:36 pm
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A wife buys her husband a dozen pairs of white underwear.
The husband protested saying," Why did you buy me all the same color, people will think I never change underwear!"
To which the wife replied, " Which people?"
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