My particular vice
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Posted:Sep 12, 2015 4:39 am
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2015 4:26 pm
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Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am prepared for a sporting confrontation involving an oblate spheroid.
We all have our weak spots. Leg, rear or bust. Blond, brunette or redhead. One of my guilty pleasures is Green and Gold. You can expect the occasional football blog as I enjoy my Packers this coming season. Perhaps not as seductive as some of your vices. I'm sure some of you are well capable of distracting me from a game. But I'll take my thrills as the come. Go Pack.
Prof
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Just the facts please
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Posted:Sep 11, 2015 4:14 am
Last Updated:Sep 11, 2015 7:41 pm
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Five Unshakable Facts ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
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Fishing for compliments
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Posted:Sep 10, 2015 3:41 am
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2015 8:18 pm
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Why Fishing is Better than Sex ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fishing is better than sex because:
No matter how much beer you've had, you can still Fish.
A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.
It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting sued for "fishing harassment."
There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?!"
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Autumn breeze
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Posted:Sep 9, 2015 4:12 am
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2015 3:38 am
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There is a crispness to the air flowing in the window behind my neck that I haven't felt in months. I enjoy the freshness of fall. The cat or snuggling up feels so much better. The fire ring in the backyard is welcome for the heat not only the look. But mostly autumn makes me think...fucking winter is coming.
Prof
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The point of Points?
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Posted:Sep 8, 2015 3:10 am
Last Updated:Sep 9, 2015 4:02 am
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I've come across a number of comments and questions about Points in blog posts recently. I've offered that as a standard member I use Points to start the occasional email exchange or view a profile (though I do seem to be able to view some profiles without points). I agree with those who think that the prospect of earning cash from BlackSexMatch.com for Points is slim. I checked my points history and in the last 7 or 8 years I've earn just over 9000 points. I'm not going to be living off that income very soon.
If you don't use your points, send them my way. I can use all the help scoring that I can get.
Prof
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Name Shame
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Posted:Sep 7, 2015 4:57 am
Last Updated:Sep 8, 2015 2:49 am
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Back to the Urban Dictionary. I am so bad at putting names with faces that it is an accurate term for me.
Name Shame
The point at which it's too late to ask for someone's name because you spent so much time around them that you should already know it.
"I have total name shame. I've been working for a month with this guy and still don't know his name."
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Oops, wrong hole?
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Posted:Sep 6, 2015 4:16 am
Last Updated:Sep 7, 2015 4:40 am
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Suspicious Woman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid, so she laid down a trap.
One evening, she sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell her husband. That night, when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story, "Excuse me, My Dear, my stomach aches," and went into the bathroom.
The wife promptly ran and jumped into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off.
When he came in, he wasted no time, or words, but had his way with her. When he finished and still panting, the wife said, "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?" Then, she switched on the light.
"No, Madam," said the gardener.
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3 day binge?
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Posted:Sep 5, 2015 5:34 am
Last Updated:Sep 7, 2015 4:41 am
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Of the three day Labor Day weekend I'll be working two of them. Mostly it will be quiet alone creative work which I cherish. Some will be crappy bureaucratic crappy crap. I hope to have time with friends today. I hope you all have a great day. Did I mention part of my work is crappy.
Prof
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Worth the price, doll?
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Posted:Sep 4, 2015 4:46 am
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2015 5:17 am
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A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a locked chest on top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the chest, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the chest and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the chest. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,' she said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two Precious dolls were in the chest. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.
'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the dolls, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?'
'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the other dolls.'
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Which would you choose?
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Posted:Sep 3, 2015 4:26 am
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2015 7:51 pm
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Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Glasgow, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew nervously made the following painful announcement..: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up one minute prior to takeoff, by our airport catering service... I don't know how this has happened but we have 103 passengers on board and, unfortunately, only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."
When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued.. , "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight."
Her next announcement came 90 minutes later... "If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available."
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On the porch?
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Posted:Sep 2, 2015 4:05 am
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2015 4:24 am
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Successful Businessman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two older, successful businessmen met at a resort.
One who had recently retired was describing his life, "I get up late in the morning, have a light breakfast and then I lie down on my veranda for a few hours and relax. In the afternoon I go inside for lunch, have a great salad, fruits and cold fish, then I spend the rest of the afternoon boating or playing golf or tennis...When it starts to get dark I have a great dinner with the finest wines. I smoke a Cuban cigar. Then I go lie on my veranda again."
The other gentleman acknowledges that this is a life to be envied. Later he reported the conversation to his wife. She asked, "What's his wife's name?"
Her husband said, "I'm not sure, but I think it's Veranda."
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Asking the right question
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Posted:Sep 1, 2015 3:30 am
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2015 3:59 am
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.
First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'
Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.
Third guy: Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him,“You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?”
Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, Gave the wife a slap on her butt and said, "Fishing or Sex?"
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Be kind to animals?
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Posted:Aug 30, 2015 4:08 am
Last Updated:Aug 31, 2015 3:57 am
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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "that part where hair has grown is called your Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair"
The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "my monkey has grown hair"
Her sister smiled and said, "that's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
Mom fainted...
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