Caravans and Blow Guns  

New2Midlo 52M  
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10/9/2021 3:23 pm

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10/13/2021 8:38 pm

Caravans and Blow Guns

A recent exchange with someone on another blog left me with a new data point support my unoriginal assertion that those who are anti vax / anti mandate / anti everything that isn't a cheeto faced shit gibbon are getting their news from sources that don't just manipulate facts, but ignore them altogether. I've decided to take a stroll through one of these outlets and blow some shit up, so you don't have to.

In this instance, I was encouraged to read a story on Conservative-daily's website. This particular bit of news was how a leaked Department of Defense document stated that hospitalizations doubled after the vaccine was introduced. Scary, except it being bullshit. First, DOD doesn't track that shit, because they're the DOD and not the CDC NIH. Second, the supposedly leaked doc was nowhere be found on the site validate the story. My theory is said document only exists in the minds of those who publish the site. What I discovered to be a recurring theme was the use of this self-admitted inexperienced and non-expert attorney as an expert mouthpiece to give various claims more weight. This dude is all over the sight and I can't figure out why.

The lead story today is a standard whistle topic - the alleged migrant caravan heading the US border. Apparently, there's a leader of that caravan and he's 'declared war' on something. the record, this is the same caravan on which the dumb right's been sounding alarm bells about since cheeto face took office. Either that caravan doesn't exist of it's the slowest fucking thing ever. And in case one caravan doesn't sufficiently scare you, there's a story about a caravan of migrants from Africa now. Two fucking caravans heading our way. Yeah, sure there are.

Another awesome story covers how the left is casting aspersions and calling into question the outcome of the election audit in Arizona, performed by the brilliant folks of Cyberninjas. Not they're fucking not, because the audit found that not only did Biden win there, but by a larger margin than previously reported.

Of course, there's a story about how Mark Milley committed treason by having the same conversations with the Chinese that every damned one of his predecessors had.

Finally, there are a few stories near and dear to my heart, relating to guns. First is how Dems are trying to push Biden's ATF nominee through, despite objections from Republicans. Only problem with said story is the president withdrew that gun grabber from consideration several weeks ago.

The story on there is the one about the Biden administration banning imports of Russian ammunition and how horrible it is. First, it's not a complete ban, rather a halt on granting new licenses to import. Existing licenses will be left alone, preventing an interruption in supply. Second, the REAL conservative position on the subject would be to absolutely make it more difficult to buy ammo from our enemy, likely through higher tariffs, and engage with domestic suppliers to find out why they can't be competitive. To me, this dramatically illuminates these morons' agenda of not really being conservative, but doing everything they can to torpedo Biden and the Democrats. Ultimately, they give zero shits about conservative ideology.

I may have signed up to comment on that story...completely by accident, of course.

Oh wait, this thing is like keeps on giving. The absolute story on there is about how the FDA is going to force vaccinations and use blow darts to carry them out. Until I hit that story, there was a part of me that wanted to give the ignorant some benefit of the doubt. But damn, you have to be a bit of a moron to buy that one. Blow darts!!!

New2Midlo 52M  
1075 posts
10/9/2021 3:23 pm

Thoop! You're vaccinated, fucker!

WyoCowboy7751 69M
2537 posts
10/10/2021 6:55 am

Would the "Blow Darts" only be directed at those wearing a mask as likely targets 🤔💉🤠

lindoboy100 59M  
23969 posts
10/12/2021 9:38 am

Great post as ever McMid, I always enjoy your writings.

I got a comment here from someone which directed me to a site called deep state news, or some such shit like that. Being the curious soul that I am, I popped in for a wee gander.......dearie me, what a bunch of fruitcakes you have over there. There was some drivel about the Armed Forces taking control on Jan 26th, along with a load of other nonsense about how the counting machines had been hacked.

And yet.......if you took a superficial look at those articles they could come across as very plausible, if you're minded in that daft alt-right direction.

And now we have anti-vaxers, those tumshies who believe that when they switch on the 5G network the metallic trace elements in the vax will cause us to become completely subserviant to the commies who live in palaces in CA, or some such utter bollox........gads man, I dinna ken how you suffer it!

How goes the job hunting?

New2Midlo replies on 10/13/2021 11:49 am:
Granted, a fair amount of the craziness originates with the right wing media, but there's so much that comes from the fringes and takes hold. There are so many gullible, ignorant people in the US, which scares the hell out of me. These idiots didn't shine a light on themselves until cheeto face started his run for president. I liked them much better under the radar.

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