Musical Vegetables  

Naughtypursuit 53F  
2049 posts
3/25/2020 7:36 pm
Musical Vegetables

So apparently there is a 500-1000% increase in the purchasing of canned beans. Obviously some people are in this social distancing for the long run and hopefully its the same people that bought the toilet paper.

Okay Lindo cue the fart jokes...

Naughtypursuit 53F  
2687 posts
3/25/2020 7:37 pm

of course we all know people that are full of beans....

mc_justmc 60M  
6588 posts
3/25/2020 7:53 pm

Some of us are buying them as a means of getting points across to dim-witted shoppers. A 30 oz can of beans up side someone's head will wake them up.......... or knock them out.

Ravakievie1 56M

3/25/2020 7:54 pm

LOL...awesome...thanks for the laugh!

cwazywabbit009 56M
6303 posts
3/25/2020 8:01 pm

Those that felt the need to buy a 12 month supply of TP need to see a doctor about that before anything else. Om the plus side, sales of bidets are way up!

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oldcowby 61M
104 posts
3/25/2020 8:07 pm

insane buying I cant even find some staples

lonlyforlove2 78M
18841 posts
3/25/2020 8:31 pm

it still is a joke here.. I just cant believe that you can't find ground beef and ALL the hamburger places are locked out!!! not even a big mac or whopper to be found..

CumsDeep 59M
84 posts
3/25/2020 8:44 pm

It's all cuz of the cornteen...

CedarsPrince 41M
1382 posts
3/25/2020 9:03 pm

Hope they bought air fresheners and not scented candles

Paulxx001 64M
19217 posts
3/25/2020 9:51 pm

Have you ever made your own baked beans? The long way?
Omg.. they're to d*e for.
I don't think beans affect me that way. You?
Or is it a Cowboy 🤠 myth?
It's funny though... sort of...

lindoboy100 58M
23284 posts
3/26/2020 4:19 am

Frankly McBum, I'm shocked and distraught that you would direct such a scurrilous accusation at me! How very dare you, I'm nortified and affronted. Phhsswweeerrrooaaoaammmppppllleee......oops!

Actually, I think this is just the population's response to the reduction in pollution caused by the lock-downs across the world. I mean, why save the planet when you can fart it into oblivion, no?

Pull ma finger.........

azriel1970 50M

3/26/2020 4:41 am

You know what is sad is there is no way they will eat all those beans either...... This show the ugly side of humanity.......

txslowpoke 67M  
2533 posts
3/26/2020 5:00 am

beans an pineapple make tropical music............ reason toliet paper sales are up is ... Everytime someone coughs now 20 people shit thier pants

pocogato12 68F  
36463 posts
3/26/2020 5:44 am

Um beans and music-in the key of F

Hmmm I see the need to make 7 bean chili today.

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merlot5555 65M  
1321 posts
3/26/2020 6:22 am TP... no problem.... hose 'em off! ...

lok4fun500 111M  
49636 posts
3/26/2020 7:24 am

I can make music from both ends, and I don't even need beans........

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lok4fun500 111M  
49636 posts
3/26/2020 7:25 am

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    of course we all know people that are full of beans....
and some are full of

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Tmptrzz 58F
95580 posts
3/26/2020 10:24 am

You know it's so sad that people seem to feel the need to buy up all the TP in stores, but in saying that if you are going to be buying canned beans you might want to have enough TP to cover you for the time period beans are being eaten..

Here they are not just hoarding TP it's everything it's so sad as I don't know any stores here that have much of anything on the shelves. Our normal weekly ads are like one page, so sad indeed.

Happy Thursday to you Naughty, I hope it's a good one..

drinksprite62 58M
7026 posts
3/26/2020 1:12 pm

all those beans will use up that stored tp. it always balances out.

cmere lets work on recipes......

waterdrop00 54M
147 posts
3/26/2020 8:37 pm

beans, beans, good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the more you eat
the more you eat, the more you sit on the toilet seat.. distancing is a good thing....

Luv2pleaseU2da 58M
10 posts
4/19/2020 7:03 am

Hi Naughty,, Hope you are well
I don't understand the hoarding one bit
I mean doesnt simple common sense tell you EVERYONE should have hand sanitizer?? So why are people buying all of it? Id rather feel a bit more confident, that everyone else sanitized
And whats up with Ice cream?? is that just by me?? Im curious,, theres no damn Ice Cream in stores,,,lol
Maybe someone stocked up on weed, and has the munchies
Stay safe people,, and try to be sane

Clemster119 64M  
2590 posts
5/1/2020 11:23 am

Beans beans the musical fruit
the more you eat
the more you toot.
the more you toot
the better you feel
so lest's have beans at every meal.

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