Let's ride a bicycle!
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Posted:Jul 16, 2014 7:05 am
Last Updated:Jul 25, 2014 7:35 am
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Look at it this way.. you don't hit anybody on the road and you don't get hit either...worst case scenario you would land on the ditch! Yup! happen to me once!
Our beautiful shores of Malaysia has been hit by the news of a raging lady driver that had her new white car hit from behind. I can Very well understand that but to go Overboard with Emotions?? No, no and the person you're bullying is an Elderly man at that sigh!
I think to make KL streets safer and minimize the Argh! traffic jams we should just cycle don't you think erm...
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Once upon a TIME
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Posted:Jul 14, 2014 9:18 am
Last Updated:Jul 23, 2014 9:30 am
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Let's all sit down in a Circle dears ...let me tell you a story
The True Leader
Once upon a time there was a 16 year old boy who had a dream. Everyday, he would cycle his bike for miles between school and football practice. ‘Someday, people will know who I am’ he said.
Off he goes on his trusty bike carrying his football, bag and his books never once complaining. ‘ I Can do it’ he said. He sets his eyes on his Goal and pushed on.
Now a Superstar, he Mentors the young lads in his Team and being involved in a book to encourage in his birth region
to develop more of an interest in reading. He himself speaks fluently in four languages.
kissessx!
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HNW ~ Wishes DO Cumm through!
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Posted:Jun 22, 2014 9:28 am
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2014 5:45 am
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HNW on June 25-Rainbows (rainbow colors, sunshine and lollipops!)
GOOOOOAAAAAL! GOOOOOAAAAAL!
Watching re-runs of previous WC matches on TV…laying here on the couch and my eyes drooped lower and lower…. feeling drowsy…thinking the footballers sure make HOT eye candy…candy…Candy
I opened up my eyes….
and there were lights everywhere…HUGE spotlights…where am I and I noticed that am in a stadium…a Football stadium! Woww..I must be dreaming!
POOF! My Fairy godmother Appeared with her Magic Wand
Hello my dear! Tonite your WISHES will be Answered and POOF! She’s Gone
Sure Enough 3 Great Footballers of ALL TIME Appeared before my very eyes. They bowed low and said in Unison~ “We are here to grant your heart’s desires and it would be our Pleasure to fulfill it”
First Wish Fulfilled!
ZUP!ZUP!ZUP!
He held the sniper gun in Total Control and I looked at his concentration and one by one his Targets fell down to the ground.
“ Wow….you’re such a Sharpshooter..!I wonder if your other Sniper Gun shoots as Well too…
“You’re welcome to have a GO at HIM if you Want…my sniper gun is at your disposal to do as you wish” and you Winked at me!
Wow….and I licked and licked awayyy…
2nd Wish Fulfilled!
SWISH!SWISH!SWISH!
Ahoy there! Who goes there?
Oh my goodness! Am on a pirate ship! And there is Captain Hook!
O’Great Captain Hook, me Interested to see and erm….not ONLY just to see your Great Hook, I said
Ho!HO! HO! Bonny lass! You interested to play with me Hook? He said
Oohhh yesss Very Much Captain Hook, can’t wait to get Hooked
OMG! And I sucked and I sucked awayyy…
3rd and FINAL WISH Granted!
GLADIATOR! GLADIATOR!
Wow….am back at the Stadium….no…some sort of Arena but….there’re LIONS!
A Gladiator is Fighting the Lions Very Courageously even though in the Jaws of Defeat
Brave Gladiator, let me give you some of my swwweeet sugar, you need Strength to face those Lions
Am all yours Milady and you dropped to your knees to the ground and I said, holding both of your hands in mine pulling you uP Again ‘ A shared joy is what we shall have, by pleasuring you I pleasure myself ‘
And…I think I Blew BOTH of us awayyy…PUFF! PUFF! PUFF! Pfffttt…
Much later…The crowd cheered!!
Olee…olee..Olee…Ole…Ole and they waved their banners and Flags in Ecstatic Joy and oh yes! ME TOO!
This will be my LAST HNW posting till the Next one in August due to preparation for a Big celebration here in my country and on time for HNW on July 30-Swimwear (bikini's, one pieces, swim trunks, board shorts, speedo's)
I will still be Online here about once a week ( won't be reading other ppls blogs as well...sorry..) to let you guys know am ALIVE and kicking ! bye byee... HOT kissessxx{=}{=}
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Give it to me baby! AHA! AHA!
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Posted:Jun 21, 2014 4:02 am
Last Updated:Jun 22, 2014 3:08 pm
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Edited from 'wanna lick' by G-Unit hope it Still sounds Right ooops !
I know you want me, you probably want me to kiss this
Act like it's Christmas, and put me on your wish list
I know you want me, you probably want me to lick this
O' Man I'm a treat , everyday you can't get this!
Tonights the night shawty, you'll never forget this
I dim the lights, I get it right
Sit right down on the bed, I'll make the clothes disappear quick
I'm turned on , I really want to hithappyf;
Kiss your neck and nibble, until I way down your waist
I pour the honey on you, then I eat it off
{ HOPE }I take your breath away.. , leave you speechless
Preview for upcoming HNW ~ Ra in bo ws!
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too hot...
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Posted:Jun 19, 2014 1:34 am
Last Updated:Jun 22, 2014 3:06 pm
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I CAN'T STAND it!!!!
ooohhh am okayy... Here in the Tropics HOT weather is all year round but Thankfully we have regular rainfall that makes it Bearable somewhat but THAT is unlikely with the El Nino phenomenon here to stay for some time Take Lots of showers and perfume works Everytime and oh yes! Air Cond hehe..
Have you heard of the WC Champ that is No More..?? Weell...here's what I think of 'Defeat'
I will not lose, for even in defeat, there's a valuable lesson learned, so it evens up for me... Jay Z quote
Let us Thank ALL teams that has competed so far!! Yayyyy...see you guys Next Time Thanx for a Great Game!
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LET'S Playy a Game!
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Posted:Jun 16, 2014 4:41 am
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2014 7:12 am
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THis Topic is just a passing thought but something I am CURIOUS to know!
Okayy...the game is ~
NAME[/B] your Penis!!
like other names for penis is Dick, cock, manhood, tool etc...If you were given the CHANCE to name your Super Duper one, WHAT would it be...?
It can be as Creative as ' Yogurt Slinger' from one of the Bloggers on here or something BOLD like ' SHooting Star' or ' Magic Spear '
HAVE FUN!! Can't wait to hear from you
P.S: for my cat I give the name ' Flower of the Oasis '
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HNW - Me And You And A Named Boooo
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Posted:Jun 15, 2014 6:33 am
Last Updated:Jun 21, 2014 4:11 am
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HNW on June 18-Construction/tools (tool belts, tools, handyman, handy woman, hard hats, etc)
Yes, the Title is from a song by Lobo~
I remember to this day
The bright red Georgia clay
And how it stuck to the tires
After the summer rain
Will power made that old car go
A woman's mind told me that so
Oh how I wish
We were back on the road again
Me and you and a named boo
Travellin' and livin' off the land
Me and you and a named boo
How I love being a free man
Hope Enjoyy...kissessxx{=}{=}
P.S: pls take a seat , it's quite a Longggg Read
“You don’t have to take Bubu with you on this one, he’s Safe” Helen my colleague said at the Frontdoor of our office building that says in BIG BOLD letters~ JM’s repair service with a SMILE~ “I know his brother Nate”
“For my own peace of mind” I said and bounded down the steps to my old beaten truck that had seen better days. “ Come on Bubu let’s Go” and Bubu the Dog, a large Mastiff, lunged in into the front seat beside me. He’s so large now that any passers by would mistake him for a person through the open window.
Am happy in this job, doesn’t pay much but people Appreciate you, you kind of HELP people in a way and it makes me feel Good, not to mention the little Thank you cakes that you received sometimes. The world can’t FUNCTION smoothly without plumbers anyway, I smiled to myself and Bubu beside me let out a Bark ‘WOOF’. I looked at him and thought that sometimes Animals are mind readers…..
“ Here we are, No 1 palm street” I said aloud and Bubu just lolled out his tongue with his happy face. I went out first and then let Bubu out and together we went up to the house. “ Sit Bubu sit “ I said and he sat down but I know that he doesn’t like it. He wants to go Wherever I go. “ Oohhh Bubu you’re such a Baby” and I ruffled his head. I left front door open ..Just in case….The text said to come right on in as the Front door is unlocked it said and I tried the handle and sure enough it is. I went in.
“ The Loo downstairs, straight on down the Aisle to the Right” I said to myself and….
“OMG!” I exclaimed!
And I immediately cast dowwnn my eyes ..
but I got a good look of his weeny and might I say that’s a pretty good Looking weeny….oohhh it kinda twerk uP a bit upon seeing me ….
“ oh I’m SO very sorry I thought you’re …you’re…aaaa…” and I went to the towel railing and I heard you say…OMG such a deep sexy drawl you have “Would you mind grabbing that towel for me..?” Immediately all of my senses went into OVERdrive and I hope my hot cheeks doesn’t show on my hot face
“Thanx, in other circumstances I would Relish this moment, having the presence of a beautiful woman while am in the nude” and I got tongue tied and just smiled
wow…this fine specimen of a male thinks me in my ancient worn out cap Beautiful!! Am going straight home after this to jot down in my Diary
“Are you all right?” I said and then you said “ My pride got pegged down a peg or two but I think my bottom is unscathed” and then you Actually SMILED. Wooowwww….
hope my mouth is Not that too wide open so that a fly can go Right on in
“ What seems to be the problem?” I asked. Trying to be professional plumber that I am, it wouldn’t do that word gets round that JM is mooning around all day.. and blushing with..mouth....Gaping…hehe
“ I think am stuck! I have a hunch by SuperGlue by my nieces. They were here yesterday the rascals, knew they were uP to something, just don’t know What…guess I found that out the Hard way”
“ By superglue? Hmmm… I think what I can do for you is to take the seat off but Later you’ll have to kind of take the seat off of your erm….bottom ( I wanted to say ‘HOT GRAB ME ASS! ] by your own…I don’t think I …”
“ That’ll do. I can do it by myself just that I’ve had a football accident and I can’t twist myself much nowadays” Oohhhhh too bad I thought to myself can just Imagine the kind of Naughty twisting that we can do Together
mmmmmmmm….Goodness! Hope I didn’t say that out loud, DID I?
“Okayyy…let me get to work”
Feeling a little daring knowing that he Can’t get uP from there I turned my back on him and bent over the box, showing him some of my mmmmm assets…
I can Almost FEEL the Hot stare from his eyes on my derriere. OOhhhh it FELT GOOOOOOD.
I haven’t had that kind of stare for some time now. Nice to know that you’re Desired sometimes.
“ I have to go Behind you so you might have to bend over a bit” wow…that sure sounds corny or is it just my Naughty thoughts..oh oh OH
“ Okayy…let me Have it” you said and I think there’s a double meaning in that too…or is it just my WILD imagination hehe and I get to work…what do you think of my little melons I wonder..
“ You smell nice” you said and I stopped in my tracks spellbound, speechless…”
I’m sorry I said that , I didn’t mean..”
“ OH that’s okay…a lot people remarked to me that I smell NICE I guess I liked what I do for a living, it covers the basics, who needs more anyways” and here am wondering Why am I even explaining myself to this guy
“ Pride for what you do is Greatt….More people should have pride in what they do” wooww…I feel like a kite flying high uP in the sky… This man doesn’t care what I do..Yippee!
The seat bolts are off and I tried to nudge it off the marble seat underneath and I said “ Are you Ready?”
“ Ready when you are milady” you said and I had to laugh at that
“Boing!! The seat cover is OFF and with you on it too and GAZOOKS! the weight of your body pushed me to the wall and I let out a Scream OOOHHHH!
“ Wow….you sure do smell Nice” you said your mouth a mere few inches away from mine
and I said “ Erm…Thanx but I think you can let me go now”
“ WOOF! WOOF! Came Bubu crashing through the bathroom door and went straight to the guy holding me in his arms with a toilet seat cover stuck on his bottom
Off we went crashing down to the Bathroom floor and LO and BEHOLD I landed squarely on his ehem ehem! Ooohhh his weeny is not uP folks hehee…needs some Lovin’ for that to Happen
“ No Bubu No I said, Friend , Friend” I said and Bubu whined and plopped down to the floor Looking at us with Wide open eyes..No doubt he is thinking the same thoughts I bet
“Oh just my Luck!, sure wish there’s not a toilet cover stuck on my butt at this moment” you said and I just Grinned.
“ If not for that Toilet cover ruckus we wouldn’t have met” I said and I bet too that Both of us must have looked quite a sight! I think if Bubu is not what he is he would be Laughing his head off!
“ You want me to get up?” I asked. “ No….stay awhile Longer..” you said, holding me in your arms…it FELT Right.
“ I make a mean omelette, you want some…?” you asked and I sensed a slight underconfidence there… in your tone…wow….and then I said, “ I ‘d LOVE some” and then I looked at Bubu and he Looked at me and I think that is Nodding his head too...!
End of story bye bye
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the cat is having a nice snooooze
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