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The Secret Message Thread
Jul 19 3:58 am 12  Jan 6 11:14 am
Art Post: I See Dead Celebrities
Jan 26 6:57 pm 11  Jan 28 3:57 am
Art Post: Gah DAYUM, 2022!!
Jan 10 2:40 pm Jan 13 3:32 pm
Sweeny Todd Portraits
Jan 5 5:35 pm Jan 6 1:12 pm
Naked Celebrity Pressed Ham
Jan 5 5:31 pm Jan 6 1:15 pm
Betty White. Always Leave Them Wanting More..
Jan 3 8:55 pm Jan 5 2:07 pm
Portrait Post
Dec 27 4:51 am Dec 31 1:56 pm
Cruella
Dec 26 9:09 pm 10  Dec 27 8:59 pm
Banana Republic
Jan 6 7:55 pm Jan 9 5:03 am
2020, The Year in Review
Jan 4 9:41 am Jan 4 4:33 pm
My Addiction to Porn Bots
Nov 1 4:53 am
Hey look, LEGS!
Jun 28 5:42 pm Jun 29 3:18 pm
Viewing for the End of the World
Mar 27 4:22 am
The Dawn of Civilization
Mar 22 8:16 am
The Fall of Man
Mar 12 7:08 am
CynicusMaximus vs The People
Feb 27 10:24 am
She Did WHAT In My Bed??!!
Feb 24 11:52 am
Ashes to Ashes
Oct 26 9:49 am
Some Just Don't Get the Punch Line
Oct 12 5:03 pm Nov 3 1:23 am
Waltz #69
Sep 11 3:59 pm Nov 3 1:30 am
In the News Today...
Aug 31 4:44 am Oct 11 4:11 pm
Art Fart
Jul 31 6:32 pm May 1 1:18 am
The Open Can.
Jul 29 9:54 pm Jul 31 10:44 pm
My Dick Tastes Like Chocolate.. and i draw too.
Jul 29 7:12 am Jul 30 7:18 am
I Kick Your BoomBoom Down
Jul 13 11:44 am Jul 14 8:53 am
The Tickler
Jun 19 5:11 am Jul 4 6:35 pm
Doodles and Sketches
May 22 3:35 am Jun 21 7:53 am
Long Hot Throbbing Nights
Apr 7 4:15 am Apr 8 4:59 am
The Masturbating Man: Myth or Legend?
Apr 4 2:56 pm 11  Jul 29 4:21 am
Public Transportation Narc
Apr 2 6:50 am Apr 4 1:25 pm
Fool on the Hill
Apr 1 5:03 am Apr 2 5:26 am
Extreme Close Up Nude Pics
Mar 31 1:58 pm 13  Mar 31 7:53 pm
The Greatest Blog Post in the World
Mar 31 7:16 am Mar 31 1:27 pm
Are you Point Worthy?
Mar 29 4:41 am Apr 16 7:02 pm
Half Naked Thursday
Mar 27 10:41 pm 11  Mar 29 5:38 am
Strange Truth
Mar 25 2:59 am Mar 28 5:22 am
Suddenly, Everyone is a 21 Savage Fan
Mar 6 4:45 am Mar 8 7:44 pm
Boredom
Feb 22 6:34 am Feb 24 5:57 am
The Millennium Falcon Challenge
Feb 19 4:33 am Feb 21 2:22 am
Planes, Traines & Starships
Feb 18 6:13 am Feb 21 2:25 am
My Safe Word Is, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
Feb 18 5:35 am 11  Mar 28 5:16 am
Blue Green Eyes
Feb 14 3:51 am Feb 15 6:51 am
Premptive Valentine's Strike
Feb 11 7:11 pm Feb 17 3:35 pm
Fathers and Sons, Truck Driving and Depression: The Molotov Cocktail of Fun
Feb 10 6:40 am 11  Feb 17 3:41 pm
Devil's Advocate
Feb 5 9:25 pm 16  Feb 10 7:05 am
Ohhh, You Too?
Feb 4 7:43 am Feb 8 6:14 am
I Hope All of Your Favorite Bands Never Break Up
Jan 31 8:06 am 11  Feb 2 5:26 pm
Dancing on the Edge of a Razor
Jan 20 7:31 am Jan 22 3:00 pm
Glazed and Confused
Jan 16 3:53 pm Jan 17 12:03 am
Grow the Fuck Up Already
Jan 14 8:14 am 16  Jan 19 5:33 pm
My Dinner with an Ex Con
Jan 12 6:44 am 14  Jan 12 12:59 pm
The Sapphic Soiree
Jan 11 6:14 am Jan 11 11:24 am
The Boss
Jan 10 3:58 am Jan 11 9:48 am
Resolutions
Jan 7 6:57 am Jan 9 4:32 pm
The Serendipity Room
Jan 5 4:39 pm Jan 7 5:54 am
Skipping Forward to the Good Part
Jan 4 3:51 pm 17  Jan 6 11:58 am
It's 2019, Fashionistas!
Jan 3 2:31 pm Jan 5 2:44 am
Eat It, Trumplethinskin
Jan 3 4:07 am 15  Jan 7 7:11 pm
Not Quite the Same
Jan 1 6:55 am Jan 2 6:02 pm
Happy Nude Year's Eve
Dec 31 1:16 pm Jan 2 8:22 pm
Walking Through the Mall
Dec 30 8:23 am Dec 31 5:32 am
My Year in Review
Dec 29 9:13 am 11  Jan 1 9:51 pm
Responding to Erotic Stories
Dec 25 4:26 am Jan 12 6:31 pm
Moratorium
Dec 25 3:24 am Dec 25 8:46 am
When Mute Memories Start Talking
Dec 23 1:25 am Dec 24 6:27 am
What Do You Notice First in This Pic?
Dec 22 7:58 am 14  Dec 24 5:07 am
Nudity Among Friends
Dec 22 3:52 am 44  Dec 28 6:24 am
Failure to Launch
Dec 21 5:34 am Dec 21 12:57 pm
The Distance Between Us
Dec 19 4:37 pm Dec 21 4:32 am
Welcome to Weaponized Blogging
Dec 19 3:43 am
What Was He Thinking?
Dec 18 5:21 am Dec 19 2:46 am
The Reject
Dec 18 4:32 am Dec 18 4:42 pm
The Next Day, The Birds Were Singing Again
Dec 18 3:57 am Dec 18 8:01 pm
The Swear Jar
Dec 17 10:22 am 11  Dec 17 9:24 pm
My Holiday Card
Dec 16 3:40 pm Dec 16 4:59 pm
Superman or Superdud?
Dec 15 4:52 am Dec 15 4:45 pm
The OTHER Christmas Debate
Dec 14 3:04 am Dec 14 6:31 pm
Lightning In A Bottle
Dec 9 2:27 am Dec 15 5:11 pm
Between the Lines
Dec 6 7:16 pm Dec 8 6:54 am
I'm Probably a Bigger Asshole Than You
Dec 6 3:48 am Dec 18 3:27 pm
I Hate People, But I Love Gatherings
Dec 5 3:31 am Dec 6 2:07 am
Concentric Circles
Dec 5 2:53 am Dec 5 5:27 pm
Gah Dammit, Fernando
Dec 4 5:10 am Dec 5 5:30 pm
This is Not a Christmas Blog
Dec 3 3:09 am Dec 4 2:37 am
Just Out of Curiosity, For the Ladies..
Dec 1 6:22 pm 19  Dec 4 3:40 am
A Meninist, An Incel and a Douchebag Walk Into a Bar..
Nov 30 4:00 am 20  Dec 10 8:41 pm
I'm Already Somebody's Baby
Nov 29 11:39 am Nov 29 5:08 pm
Will you Draw Me?
Nov 27 3:46 pm Nov 29 4:27 am
To Bi or Not to Bi
Nov 25 6:39 am Nov 25 9:42 am
Am I " Too Respectful"?
Nov 24 4:14 am Nov 24 11:40 pm
Whiskey and Roaches
Nov 20 3:56 am Nov 20 7:02 am
Happy Halloween. Dr. Manhatten
Oct 31 7:07 am Nov 1 6:03 am
Across the Universe
Oct 25 4:04 am Oct 27 1:47 pm
Time Traveling Nonsense
Oct 6 5:23 pm Oct 7 12:53 pm
Toxic Male Syndrome
Oct 4 8:55 am 13  Oct 22 2:28 am
I Screwed Up
Sep 30 7:01 pm Nov 25 1:51 pm
Holy Bat Gonads
Sep 29 5:22 pm Oct 11 8:52 pm
Triggered
Sep 23 9:15 pm Sep 26 6:49 am
Toad the Wet Sprocket
Sep 19 8:56 pm Oct 3 8:38 pm
The Promise
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