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The Secret Message Thread
Posted:Jul 19, 2016 3:58 am
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2021 5:14 am

This is the thread like most have where i leave the comments and my responses private and between us.

This is for those interested in artwork or simply those who have questions that are for our eyes only.

I realize that this is self-serving and somewhat lazy, but i still refuse to pay for a subscription to this site. Not if I'm not going to run around with my dick out and messaging 47 people in a span of twenty minutes just waiting for a tug on the line.

I'm not here to chase people, but i am here to meet new people who are interested.
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Art Post: I See Dead Celebrities
Posted:Jan 26, 2022 6:57 pm
Last Updated:Jan 29, 2022 8:45 am
I assure you that i can do more than dead celebrity portraits.

Truth be told... I been hiding out from my day job and working on a project that will actually working on something that will make me happy for once. This year will be dedicated finding my way back into a field where my creativity was put in full gear, and I am going to start posting more work here of the female nudes that I start off with before I commit to a full painting.

Adding to the Hall of Dead Celebrities.. Meatloaf and Louie Anderson.

Art Post: Gah DAYUM, 2022!!
Posted:Jan 10, 2022 2:40 pm
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2022 2:03 pm
Remember when David Bowie died and the world turned to shit? I wonder what the death of Bob Saget will herald in the coming year?

Well, here I am.. moving back into my old blog after figuring that I don't like to sit in a room and watch a bunch of elderly men shout about the headlines and vaccine mandates like a bunch of who don't want to eat their broccoli.

I actually bounced around in different rooms and began to run into problems like a woman in Arizona getting jealous because I said, hello, to a woman in The United Kingdom. I also found that women don't give a shit about who I am.. They just need someone to type a bunch of sexy stories to them in real time and that kind of stuff becomes taxing on my own creativity.

That's my own fault for indulging in those activities and for too long.

Well, I am back here posting, but I am going to stick to posting my dead celebrity illustrations and my collection of up drawings of butts and legs.

Today, I have my sketch of Sidney Poitier and my first drawing of Bob Saget. The news of the latter while I was drawing the first illustration and in a weird way. I realize now that I am within striking range of maybe having a good to 20 years left.... if I stay in good health. I haven't read any reports on the cause of death for Bob Saget, but he was in good spirits after his first stand up show in years..

I have been in a state of transition. I decided to drop what I have been doing to focus myself on being a full-time artist without taking the work that I have been doing for the last 8 years. I had forgotten the joy of sketching faces and had become stagnant in what I was doing.

Current events won't be changing any time soon, but I can make personal changes and set personal goals for myself to this year artistically.

Sweeny Todd Portraits
Posted:Jan 5, 2022 5:35 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2022 4:20 pm
So, I have fallen in love with a couple of brushes. I have been using a flat beveled brush and a chalk brush to in colors and they seem to be blending quite well.

Naked Celebrity Pressed Ham
Posted:Jan 5, 2022 5:31 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2022 3:43 pm
I found this picture of Mila Kunis smoking a joint and pressing her bare ass against the window..

So, for absolutely no reason and because no one asked for it.. I drew her on a whim, because.. pressed ham.
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Betty White. Always Leave Them Wanting More..
Posted:Jan 3, 2022 8:55 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2022 9:41 pm
I can tell you exactly what I was doing and where I was when the news that Betty White had passed away. I was sitting in a booth at the Golden Star Chinese Restaurant and my phone started blow up with questions if I was going draw Betty White. I didn't even get absorb the first couple of messages when I got a from someone just saw on TMZ..

2021 claimed its final celebrity and it was our national treasure.

It took my a couple of days to sit down and draw out a sketch of her, but I finally got one done. Again, I fell in love with this new charcoal and chalk brush so I just been doing as much as I can with it.

I was hoping we would her for a while longer.
Portrait Post
Posted:Dec 27, 2021 4:51 am
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2022 5:40 am
I have been talking to a lovely mature woman here on the site. She is bright, funny and always a genuine soul and this my favorite picture of her.
Posted:Dec 26, 2021 9:09 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2022 11:13 pm
These are probably going to be deleted off my blog soon, but hope you like this one.
Banana Republic
Posted:Jan 6, 2021 7:55 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2021 2:03 am

After the events of the last 16 hours, I feel like I just watched the craziest series finale House of Cards.

After being banned from twitter and for 24 hours, Trump is going be writing angry reviews on Amazon till Friday.

This comes after Trump incited an insurrection where thousands of anarchists walked through the gates of the Capital Building and took over the building and putting the GOP in direct line of fire in his attempt to overthrow the government without a military.

Miraculously, law enforcement managed to figure out a way not to use deadly force while angry Trump supporters swarmed the halls. Not only did Trump supporters finally reveal that they were never about law and order, but they also removed the American flag like a conquering army and replaced it with a Trump banner.

These people can't even call themselves patriots anymore.

Lindsey Graham publicly broke up her long term relationship with Donald Jango Trump tonight and said that enough was enough and cast his vote for President-elect Methusela Biden.

Again, Donald Jane Trump shoots himself in the foot and gets himself cancelled by the GOP in the last days of his regime.
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2020, The Year in Review
Posted:Jan 4, 2021 9:41 am
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2021 10:05 am
Well, this isn't going be a very cheery post.

Waiting for 2020 end was like waiting for an itchy scab fall off and really no matter which end of the political spectrum you are .. I think we have a shared experience of a terrible year globally.

With the virus..

It's been raining torrentially outside and we are holding our umbrellas out to protect ourselves from the rain, while there are others underneath our protection who are trying to convince us that it isn't raining.

President Nero Caligula Veruca Salt Trumplethinskin lost the election. And after numerous re-counts has become the first sitting president to lose an election 7 times in several states. Right now, news is breaking that he has tried to steal the election again this time in Georgia by pleading, bullying and attacking the GA Secretary of State to get an additional 11,000 votes to turn the election around.
After Trump announced that they will have to drag him out of the White House kicking and screaming, my only question was which channel is this going to be on?

Earlier this year, Trump got covid and to be honest.. no one really wondered how he got the virus. Our only hope was that he would come out of this experience with a level of humility in the face of something bigger than himself... Instead, we got a guy who lumbered back into the White House like bigfoot and immediately rips off his mask in a show of blatant defiance of what he just went through. The president then transformed into the mighty Patient Zero monster and infected the staff and employees.

I am just glad we didn't end the year praising our new monkey overlords.

My Addiction to Porn Bots
Posted:Nov 1, 2020 4:53 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2022 1:2 pm

No... I don't have THAT kind of addiction porn bots here.

I just like take them in circles. They are not prepared for banter and the first thing they tell you is that they are stinking drunk.. Even at 6 in the morning a Tuesday.

But i am not doing anything online here anyway, so when i get a message, i engage.

I do this with robo calls as well, but before they can solicit me with their link, i start telling them about the exciting news that i have about their vehicle warranty. It forces the bot reset and try get your attention with more flirting. At this point, it doesn't matter what you say because it's just going be a hard sell.

The most honest answer that i have doesn't matter either.

I am a well adjusted adult that does not feel the need watch a thirty year old woman sit her bed in a Harley Quinn outfit. I don't pander for tits and ass, i have seen that and know where find them my own. I don't judge you for your profession and wish you the best of luck. Stay safe out there.

Porn bot response:
"I am sooooooo drunk right now."
Hey look, LEGS!
Posted:Jun 28, 2020 5:42 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2021 3:49 pm
I miss having these legs wrapped around with cold toes dragging the back of my legs in winter.
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Viewing for the End of the World
Posted:Mar 27, 2020 4:22 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2022 1:2 pm

Last night, i was bored and decided to try something new on Netflix. So, for some reason I settled on this new documentary series called, Tiger King. In a nutshell, this is a true story that was documented about a ring of illegal Big Cat dealers across the country and their feud with a conservationist that is just as crazy as everyone else involved in this story.

I have only made it two episodes in, but a worker at one of these facilities got her arm ripped off by a tiger during the filming, another facility is revealed to be a cult where the owner lures young women to him with promises of tigers and fake boobs.

It's actually a sad story about how these people are abusing the animals in their care and have no responsibility for the people who work for them... and oh yeah.. the cat conservationist lady may have killed her husband to fund her big cat reserve.

But Tiger King himself.. Joe Exotic is like the guy that messages you on this site at 3 am telling you that he will be in your town over the weekend. Tiger King is the guy that walks up to at a gas station with an empty gas can and a story about how he's late for a job interview. Tiger King is the guy that will show up to the swinger party alone and stand over your shoulder as a woman has sex with you. Tiger King is the homeless drifter that you see on the side of the road with the sign, Will Work for Beer and Pussy.

I feel like the city slicker that get captured and tied up to a tree as Tiger King and his crew subject me to their daily lives.

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