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Spin the Wheel, I’m a wild card. Highly creative and inspired by every encounter I have each one of you. I bring art into everything I do. Role playing is my specialty. Humorous and adventurous lady with class.Currently available for chats that hopefully lead to a date with time & patience. Not interested in instant hookups, you have to get into my mind to unlock my mimsy. Hang with me as I learn this blogging thing, I am but a wee Padawan learning the ways of the force and have zero experience with this blogging. But the force is strong with me and I will advance quickly. Unless you are Kylo Ren, I don’t really care to talk much about Star Wars. Kylo= wet vagina, All other Star Wars topics and you will be left stranded on the dry deserts of Tatooine
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Merry Dickmas Tips For Pick-Up Lines - Part 1
Posted:Nov 30, 2021 12:17 pm
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2021 11:45 pm
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Its snowing upside down in the video version, use your imagination!



So, I been drowning in penis photos from my inbox and I just cant tell the difference between Dom, Dick or Harry Dic They all the without a face. Put some creative effort at least, like putting a hat on your snake, a bow tie, or even draw a smiley face.



I havent even gotten a chance open the Instant messenger, I dont think I will, last time I tried you cant even return a if the other person is offline.
So try sending a photo of your face along with picking one of the lines that suits your personality best. Then just me or comment back so I can get know your better.



1. Are you Christmas? Because I want Merry you.

2. Scrooge?


3. Shouldnt you be on top of the tree, Angel?



4. Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.



5. Even Santa cant make candy as sweet as you.



6. Are you for a tree topper? Because Ive been told I am a star on top.



7. I must be a snowflake, because Ive fallen for you.



8. Ive checked twice and Im sure youre on my naughty list.



9. I the stamina of a jolly, round man and I can go all night long.



. Lets pretend be presents and get laid under the tree.



. The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.



. I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because Im a pretty knotty nephew .





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Am I overthinking things again?
Posted:Nov 29, 2021 6:27 am
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2021 2:43 am
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Let me overthink that...

EXAMPLE
Yeah, I know you only asked how my weekend went but I'm a torn here. I mean, I got dumped but I wasn't really into him, so that's a non-issue, but will it make me sound callous? I mean, he ate chicken wings with a fork and knife and everything. But then I binge-watched You yesterday so it ended on a really high note and I'd way rather talk about that, but what if you ask me about my relationship and then I have to pretend that we're still together and.... moon landing was really real, Or was it? Is Tupac still alive? Could a unicorn exist? Are toes a thing? How much water can I drink before exploding? Did you actually think I going to be sitting around just waiting for your calls?



Why did they put me next the bathroom on the plane? Does the airport check-in counter staff secretly hate Aunty M? Is wearing 2 masks enough to cover the smell & protect me from viruses? How is it that I can still smell anything? Should I have brought a face shield as well? Did I put on matching bra and underwear this morning?

If overthinking a sport, then I would win the gold!

Help me I am scared!




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All Grown Up Now Mr. O
Posted:Nov 28, 2021 2:18 pm
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2021 2:44 am
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Treat us well because little deviants grow be the kind of trouble you cannot handle.

The thing is, I was born brilliant. Born bad. And a little bit mad.
Estella


DonT worry, we are just getting started. There™s lots more bad things coming, I promise.
Cruella

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Here is the thing
Posted:Nov 25, 2021 4:11 pm
Last Updated:Nov 28, 2021 4:35 pm
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I a ton of messages but the app won’t let me read or respond to anymore without upgrading my membership. So patience & keep sending them to be put at top of list and when I upgrade or if… then I will start responding again.
Sorry guys, I am probably not ignoring you. I am likely to at least say hello once as a reply, if your profile picture is of your face.
I will work on verifying my account soon. My profile picture is recent taken 2 weeks ago, no added filter other than black and white mode. It’s a selfie in the bathtub. I more share & videos too.
Happy Holiday.
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