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How Desperate Can You be?
Posted:Feb 11, 2022 7:00 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2022 11:31 am
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Do you suppose there are people out there that look forward to phone call regarding their auto warranty?

"We are calling to let you know that your auto warranty is about to expire and this is the last call before we remove you from our list."; Who in the world does this work on?

"Oh my! They are going to take me off the list and not call me anymore? How could it be??? Noooo!";

This isn't a new idea. They want to create a fear of missing out (FOM.

I had a chiropractor try that on me once back in the 90s: "You haven't been in to see Dr. Whatshisname in the last 6 months. Would you like to make an appointment? Otherwise we will be forced to archive your file."; Not only was he my chiro, but he was also a of mine so I did not make a big deal. I asked, "if I dont make an appointment right now you do not want to see me anymore? You won't let me or my insurance company pay you for service? I'm not forcing you to do anything. Do you see anything wrong with treating a patient like that just to get the next appointment?"

If I remember correctly, it was about a month or two later they called with the same . It was then that I made a really big deal and told him that I don't want to work for him anymore. I would rather not do business with someone so desperate. Fired him as a and a chiro.
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The Community
Posted:Feb 7, 2022 1:44 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2022 6:12 am
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As it turns out, I am a 7 in the community. Did you know you're ranked on this website? It is based on participation, number of photos, videos, blogs posted, comments given, comments received, etc.

It kind of takes me back to elementary school when I got passed over in gym when picking teams... not because I wasn't good, but because I was usually the new and didn't yet have the social score to achieve a proper ranking.

Based on the scale they provide, I will be a 7 for a long time and might not reach an 8. You pretty much have to commit most of your waking hours to BlackSexMatch.com to be highly ranked on here. If you don't know what I'm talking about check out The Community link on the blog page. I still don't quite have it figured out and I don't think it is available to every member.
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A different Underwear Question
Posted:Feb 7, 2022 5:51 am
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2022 6:18 am
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I was putting laundry away after a couple of weeks of NOT putting laundry away. And found myself arranging my underwear in a pile from top to bottom.

Here are the categories:
+ Everyday
+ Older Everyday
+ Have-not-done-laundry-yet weekend wear
+ Holy smokes I need to do laundry
+ Commando.

It seems like the grunders get holier as we move down the list.
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A different Underwear Question
Posted:Feb 7, 2022 5:51 am
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2022 6:31 am
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I was putting laundry away after a couple of weeks of NOT putting laundry away. And found myself arranging my underwear in a pile from top to bottom.

Here are the categories:
+ Everyday
+ Older Everyday
+ Have-not-done-laundry-yet weekend wear
+ Holy smokes I need to do laundry
+ Commando.

It seems like the grunders get holier as we move down the list.
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Had a Crazy Dream
Posted:Feb 2, 2022 8:09 am
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2022 9:03 am
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I'm not one to interpret dreams, but I had a crazy one last night. I was a snake dressed in a turtle neck and vest. My neighbor lady was a frosted doughnut. I have no idea what this means.
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I'm Gonna Start Making Porn
Posted:Jan 24, 2022 8:25 am
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2022 7:21 am
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First, I start with a casting couch series. Then I start creating different scenarios for movies. I can use your help. What would be a great "theme" for a porn movie?

My first one will be a movie set in the late 70's to give it a classic vibe.

The next one would be a lesbian buddy cop movie.
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This is a Test of the Emergency Blogging System
Posted:Jan 18, 2022 7:11 am
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2022 7:14 am
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I created a blog post in the new Community a few days ago and have yet to see it appear. I thought it was insightful and thought provoking. A truly genius piece of writing. And it is gone.

Has anyone else experienced this? Can you see this post?
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When Friday is Like Monday
Posted:Dec 3, 2021 7:42 am
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2021 7:03 am
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I usually get my car washed on Fridays. Today on my way to the carwash I stopped at at well known coffee 'Bucks and got a coffee to enjoy on my trip through the wash. I put the cup on top of my car while I took off my jacket. Somehow I always manage to get a dribble cup with my coffee and didn't want to drip on my blazer. So I wanted to avoid the extra dry cleaning charge.

On the way to the wash I reached down for my coffee. The cupholder was empty. Crap... The coffee never got off the roof of my car until I turned left out of the lot. Now is was all over the side of my car.

Lucky me. It wasn't on the front of me. And I was headed to the carwash. But, dang. I wanted that coffee.
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Bad Profile Names
Posted:Nov 29, 2021 6:59 am
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2021 5:57 am
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What would be a questionable profile name? Something that would make you think twice?

Scratch_that_itch - Could have several meanings
LoveInfected

I could just come up with a few. What would you add to the list?
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Community
Posted:Nov 22, 2021 6:15 am
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2021 8:48 am
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Has anyone tried this? If. you set it up, does it mess up your profile?
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It Clouds the Brain
Posted:Nov 12, 2021 5:54 am
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2022 11:42 am
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I swear... being horny must cloud the brain. I'm not just accusing others, because I think I'm guilty of it too. I can't think of the next thing I need to do when I'm horny. Like walking and chewing gum, life becomes hard to coordinate. And just as I wrote that I was wondering of I should spell becomes "be-cums" and embolden "hard".

I become the 14 year old version of me.

I see this when people reach out to me on IM or in messages. "Hey". "Horny?" "Hello". Same people try week after week. They try to engage me with one word openings. Sometimes, if I'm the least bit interested, I answer back, "sorry. Working." I usually am. Other wise, I ignore. I can't tell if they forget that I mildly rejected them or if they flat out forget that they messaged me. Or maybe we had an exchange beyond one or two messages like a real conversation. A week or two later they start with the same opening. What the...? Me: "Um... I think we chatted before a week ago." Them: "Oh. Really? Forgot."

So either I'm not that memorable or they have no memory. Or their memory is clouded and distracted with horniness. OR... they could be working the numbers. Just going down the list of possible matches and messaging every profile one by one.
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Work Nap
Posted:Nov 4, 2021 12:11 pm
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2021 2:20 am
10540 Views

Have you ever had a huge lunch with some dessert? It makes going back the office miserable.
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First and Last Names?
Posted:Sep 22, 2021 7:13 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2021 6:06 am
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Who is creating a profile on here with first and last names?? That's a rhetorical question. I think we all know the answer to that. First and Last name with numbers after. Profile names with rm or rn before or after the name. These are so easy to filter and find that I am surprise this website isn't getting rid of them!
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