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Too Good Not to Share...... From dklswdef: Hit me up when old croak is done. That guy is old!! Must be good health to Stay alive that long 8/4/2018 2:20 pm ************** Well, hi. This is Dawn. Kind of you to email us. After reading your correspondence, I thought it was a perfect time to get to know you a bit better. After all, one day you plan to replace Jok, the “old croak” mentioned above, and my standards are extremely high. Jok has pretty big shoes for you to fill and if he is leaving as soon as you insinuated, I do not have time to waste with mindless chatter. Your email was straight to the point, as is your profile. Have to say, I smiled. You have very few desirable qualities so I made you a list of what you will need... Great shape. Hard body. Nice tan. Tight ass. Witty. Genuine. Sincere. Friendly. Tell it like it is. Special. Hard working. Handsome. Humble. Loving. Incredible cock! Stamina. Intelligent. Irresitable. Charisma. Sexy. Devout. Honest. Flirty. Charming. Sight for sore eyes. Practically perfect in every way! Now, hurry up and get started. Like I said, huge shoes to fill! And like you said, not much time. It is going to be a challenge to obtain everything on the list, especially when you are starting so far behind, but I have faith. When you feel like you have one perfected, let me know and I’ll check it off the list for you. Do not get discouraged, Jok was born and bred with this list of qualities I desire (expect/insist on), but even if you are challenged to live up to his mark, you have plenty of years to accomplish at least one or two before you leave this earth. So much to look forward to! Cannot wait!!! Sincerely, and apparently, soon to be all yours, Dawn, the insatiable side kick, sex fiend, and cock worshiper of “old croak” P.S. I suggest a cock stint to straighten that thing out, dear...just a suggestion. I cannot have my new man laughed off the site for trying to please me with a crooked one, you know?! That would be a super embarrassing way to start our new life together. 😘 kisses Puddles... |
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Brains, beauty and booty = goddess 
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Guys like him give guys a bad name --so glad you put him in his place.
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Not only are you a goddess but also BRILLIANT! The nerve of some people! You two are the best we could ever hope to meet here and because of you two, our standards are high,, we can be quite picky.
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Words well written!!
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8/8/2018 1:56 am |
LOL. Nice. Some guys are complete idiots.
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nicely done...........poor bastard..
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I concur that the guy from Nampa is an idiot to think you are going to dump Jok for his sorry ass. But regarding the curved dick, OUCH! As I sport a pretty good curve. I was self conscience about it until a red hot lady I was seeing told me it's better to ride a curve than a straight one. Told me it was like a double wammy. Her words. Best regards
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Guess I got some work to do huh ?
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Wonderfully creative. I wish I was that creative. hahahaha
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Excellent comeback! Gotta wonder if he was smart enough to get it though.
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That guy was a complete douche bag. Good reply.
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Wonderful reply....and now we know you are articulate and clever in addition to being incredibly sexy! Wow!
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1 post 8/5/2018 4:32 am |
LOLOL. Awesome! But he was too dumb to understand what you wrote.
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I hope this note finds you in a great mood. Always nice to hear from you. I'm sure that guy's bravado was short lived after your response. All the best. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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8/5/2018 4:24 am |
Hahahaha! Great reply to a troll!
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1 post 8/5/2018 4:12 am |
LOL. That guy was probably too stupid to understand your reply anyway,
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