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Full Moon Crazies  

secret_lade 49F
14389 posts
3/30/2021 2:06 am
Full Moon Crazies
It's that time again....



Cars are getting egged in the parking lot, my ex husband is sending my Middle over with lasagna and cookies for my dinner, and I'm getting into arguments with people I work with about stupid shit.

It's the full moon crazies, I tell ya!

Last night at the gym I had the misfortune of having to use the treadmill next to Sweaty Armpit Guy, once again.

Let me tell you, this guy is a real peach!

Not only did I get to see him shirtless but I also got the added bonus of watching him wipe his entire shirtless torso with moist towelettes between machines.

It is a sight I cannot unsee.

Happy Tuesday!

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/31/2021 7:44 pm
    Quoting citizen4722:
    Q: How do you make a werewolf stew?

    A: Leave him waiting for the full-moon
You and your jokes! LOL That one made me laugh!


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
3/31/2021 8:47 am

 Q: How do you make a werewolf stew?

A: Leave him waiting for the full-moon


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/30/2021 5:33 pm
    Quoting  :
He put his shirt back on once he'd given himself a whore bath.... Ugh. There are no Planet Fitnesses where I live.... I feel a little envious. If I lived closer to you, I would totally cum workout with you.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/30/2021 5:27 pm
    Quoting justskin1:
    Werewolf Jesus OH! I do not want to even think of what sort of crazy sect that would spawn.
I laughed so hard when I read this meme.... Then I was stuck with a mental image of a werewolf Jesus... Sheesh!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/30/2021 5:26 pm
    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    Full Moons and warmer weather on it's way ; make for some Great nights too have SEX Outdoors
Outdoor sex... Oooh La La! I do enjoy outdoor sex, even if I rarely ever get it.


WyoCowboy7751 70M
2537 posts
3/30/2021 6:31 am

 Full Moons and warmer weather on it's way ; make for some Great nights too have SEX Outdoors


justskin1 72M
13175 posts
3/30/2021 6:24 am

 Werewolf Jesus OH! I do not want to even think of what sort of crazy sect that would spawn.
If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/30/2021 3:57 am
    Quoting 1seeking1:
    Yup that is why I stopped going to gym, most people are unhygienic..
I keep trying to alter my times but he's always there anymore... Ugh!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/30/2021 3:57 am
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Nothing crazy here, just the same old same old.....
Werewolf Jesus didn't make you chuckle? It made me laugh...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/30/2021 3:56 am
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Yikes McLade, you have some weird fantasies......one minute ye're snoggiin the hairs out of McNoseHairs' nose, the next ye're drooling over McSweatster!

    An old pal of mine used to work a Psych ward in a local hospital here, he says that people really did go off the charts round about the full moon. I'm not sure if they suddenly grew long nails and body hair, but he used to tell some weird stories.
I've read studies about human behavior as it becomes influenced by gravitational pull.... etc. it's all really fascinating, actually. There is something that happens to every living thing as a result of all this.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/30/2021 3:54 am
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I'd like to say something positive about your gym, but I can't think of anything. 🤔
    He'd be out the door at mine.

    Now, about those eggs 🥚...? 🤔
It's a 24 hour gym... Which is why I like it, I can go whenever. The problem is, it isn't manned 24 hours. During the off times, they monitor occasionally with cameras.


1seeking1 58F
3767 posts
3/30/2021 3:34 am

 Yup that is why I stopped going to gym, most people are unhygienic..


mc_justmc 63M

3/30/2021 3:27 am

 Nothing crazy here, just the same old same old.....


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
3/30/2021 3:00 am
    Quoting secret_lade:
    It's that time again....

    [image]

    Cars are getting egged in the parking lot, my ex husband is sending my Middle Son over with lasagna and cookies for my dinner, and I'm getting into arguments with people I work with about stupid shit.

    It's the full moon crazies, I tell ya!

    Last night at the gym I had the misfortune of having to use the treadmill next to Sweaty Armpit Guy, once again.

    Let me tell you, this guy is a real peach!

    Not only did I get to see him shirtless but I also got the added bonus of watching him wipe his entire shirtless torso with moist towelettes between machines.

    It is a sight I cannot unsee.

    Happy Tuesday!
Yikes McLade, you have some weird fantasies......one minute ye're snoggiin the hairs out of McNoseHairs' nose, the next ye're drooling over McSweatster!

An old pal of mine used to work a Psych ward in a local hospital here, he says that people really did go off the charts round about the full moon. I'm not sure if they suddenly grew long nails and body hair, but he used to tell some weird stories.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
3/30/2021 2:53 am

 I'd like to say something positive about your gym, but I can't think of anything. 🤔
He'd be out the door at mine.

Now, about those eggs 🥚...? 🤔


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/30/2021 2:08 am

 It's that time again....

[image]

Cars are getting egged in the parking lot, my ex husband is sending my Middle Son over with lasagna and cookies for my dinner, and I'm getting into arguments with people I work with about stupid shit.

It's the full moon crazies, I tell ya!

Last night at the gym I had the misfortune of having to use the treadmill next to Sweaty Armpit Guy, once again.

Let me tell you, this guy is a real peach!

Not only did I get to see him shirtless but I also got the added bonus of watching him wipe his entire shirtless torso with moist towelettes between machines.

It is a sight I cannot unsee.

Happy Tuesday!


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