Saying Hello On A Dating Website  

yesmamallthetime 56F  
4465 posts
10/4/2019 8:31 am
Saying Hello On A Dating Website


I recently wrote an opening on a dating website to someone who professed to love literature listing many great works... So tell me what you think.

Yes, I know this is a lame ass thing for BlackSexMatch.com which is all about SEX. But humor me my sapiosexual bent if you can...

Hello there...it's a start. Not like Melville's Call Me Ishmael or Dicken's It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. So perhaps I should have said. Call me Mel. It is a time of changing seasons when summer ends and fall begins in earnest. The leaves change in colors and fall from their branches. Leaving us to wonder what is the significance? That life is change and we should seize our opportunities.

There is a poem in there for sure but you get the idea...if the guy is worth his sapiosexual salt he will respond. LOL Then again he may not like BBWs.

Independently Romantic Sounds Better Than Lonely


WhyNot1001 63M
91 posts
10/4/2019 8:35 am

That's a great "Hello" He's loss if he doesn't like BBWs )


yesmamallthetime 56F  
11278 posts
10/4/2019 8:37 am

    Quoting WhyNot1001:
    That's a great "Hello" He's loss if he doesn't like BBWs )
Why thank you.

Independently Romantic Sounds Better Than Lonely


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/4/2019 9:15 am

Wow... You're such a wordsmith .I try to imagine myself, crafting that introduction... and I just can't see it happening, with THAT flare.
I'd be impressed...
Ya think he'll figure out that you're looking for a big dick, named Moby ?


Sexualdelight343 43F

10/4/2019 9:29 am

BBW are hot


yesmamallthetime 56F  
11278 posts
10/4/2019 9:41 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Wow... You're such a wordsmith .I try to imagine myself, crafting that introduction... and I just can't see it happening, with THAT flare.
    I'd be impressed...
    Ya think he'll figure out that you're looking for a big dick, named Moby ?
Thank you Paul for your comment. Your comments do make me think and smile. I appreciate your compliment about being a wordsmith. I truly loved the book Moby Dick. While dick jokes are funny the book is a masterpiece.

Independently Romantic Sounds Better Than Lonely


yesmamallthetime 56F  
11278 posts
10/4/2019 9:42 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you my friend. I appreciate your thinking that about my way with words. Thank you for wishing me luck too.

Independently Romantic Sounds Better Than Lonely


yesmamallthetime 56F  
11278 posts
10/4/2019 9:44 am

Thank you for reading and commenting. I appreciate your saying that about BBWs.

Independently Romantic Sounds Better Than Lonely


scoupe42 60M

10/4/2019 9:51 am

I love BBW, and your one hell of a woman!


tjune25653 58M

10/4/2019 10:34 am

nice


HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
10/4/2019 11:13 am

BMWs are hot.


Aguercola 27M/27F

10/4/2019 12:15 pm

Agreed, hot


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
10/4/2019 12:39 pm

With any luck, you won't get the usual one line response


57FredFred 67M  
752 posts
10/4/2019 2:04 pm

That's a great opening hello and I would appreciate it said or written to me. It is intellectual, sarcastic, witty and humorous. As the old saying goes, the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach. But in this case you can go to my heart through my brain. The eyes, the smile and the intellect are the 1st things to catch my eye rather than a woman's breasts, ass or hips.


merlot5555 67M/57F  
1472 posts
10/22/2019 2:26 pm

the gentle art of teasing each other... prying into the thoughts and curiosities..... opening up the desires that lie within.... gently, least one gets burned by the curse of TMI as you enter uncharted waters.... but exploration can be highly rewarding... commonality becomes curiosity... curiosity becomes exploration... exploration ignites the fires within.... and then the magic of chemistry begins.... once that catalytic threshold had been achieved most ordinary souls are unable to curtail the pleasure driven urges of the chemical reaction ... regardless, the two (or more) involved are smitten... or perhaps more.... this is the beauty that turns the mundane into the memorable.... and I hope you all know what I am talking about....


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