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This Is Yer Capt’n Speakin
This Is Yer Capt’n Speakin WELCUM ABOARD THE SS BLOGOSPHERE YOU SCURVY RATS ! ! ! I’m Capt’n Rascal. . . . and you’re NOT ! ! ! I run my ship tight as a sea witch’s cave and you dried up barnacles arrrr gonna make that happen. The first thing my ayeee sees is that some o ye took the term ‘poop deck’ literally. YOU’LL STOP THAT NOW ! ! ! Then you’ll take yer hands off you’re misnamed yardarms and grab a mop and swab. You can stop when the decks shine like the whorehouse doorknobs yer mamas worked in. As for the ladies aboard my ship I kindly invite ye to me quarters to hoist the rigging of my mainmast. And ladies be sure to have yer doubloons and other treasures out and ready for inspection. That is all . . . for now When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. |
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Oooh, arrrrgh me hearty.......room for a smelly jock wi a hairy arse and a serious halitosis problem? If so I'll go get him...... Meantime McScally, can I walk the plank please?
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wut did i miss???? captains dinner??? um...you know i always wanted to apply for the Pirate Wench position...lol...the position still open? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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wut did i miss???? captains dinner??? um...you know i always wanted to apply for the Pirate Wench position...lol...the position still open?
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Hehehe Y'all made me giggle
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An arrr-gy eh? Aye, I like that idearrr. Merry says you, Betty, Sally and Ellen says I. AAArrrgghh When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Why are pirates called pirates? Cuz they just arrrrrr! When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Why are pirates called pirates? Cuz they just arrrrrr!
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Sept 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. woop woop
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you need to change your signature to "when the ship goes down, the wet go swimming".and "the only thing we have to fear, is sharks". When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Aye Aye Captain, lets raise the masts and sail away.. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Hey Capt'n I think that's supposed to be "landlubbers". Just so you get the pirate speak right. Argh... When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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what in the world inspired this? going out on the lake in a pontoon boat later,maybe? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Aye Cap't and run a white flag up the mizzin When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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9/19/2020 11:51 am |
you need to change your signature to "when the ship goes down, the wet go swimming".and "the only thing we have to fear, is sharks".
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Aye Aye Captain, lets raise the masts and sail away..
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Hey Capt'n I think that's supposed to be "landlubbers". Just so you get the pirate speak right. Argh...
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what in the world inspired this? going out on the lake in a pontoon boat later,maybe? woop woop
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Aye Cap't and run a white flag up the mizzin (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Avast you stinkin land lovers When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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