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What Was He Thinking?
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What Was He Thinking? I was watching the news and this interview came up with Stephen Miller, the human lightbulb covered in skin. This guy ran for president of his high school on a platform to make the minoity janitors pick up his trash faster. He stares at the camera with a steely eyed stare like Buster Keaton... or the guy sitting alone at the bar in a dark corner who won't quit staring at you while not blinking. Just sitting there.. intermittently sipping on his long island iced tea without breaking his eye contact.... ..... he gives me the heebeejeebees. Anyway, in an attempt to look a little more like Ming the Merciless, Miller dumped a can of metal shavings on top of his head and didnt even botger to feather it in at all. I'm wondering if the pile on top of his head just blew off on his way to the studio, but it's not even the same color as the rest of his hair. If you have watched this interview, did you notice that he didn't apply any to the back of his head? The back of his head looked like a monkey's ass. I can't look at that and wonder if Stephen Miller comes with Kung Fu grip. Kudos to the person doing the interview for makin eye contact and not just have her eyes locked on to the top of his head. But, i say this as a man who is going to b just as bald as he is. I just have accepted this. No shampoos guaranteed to grow my hair back. If that were the case why isn't there a streak of hair running down my back?  |
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Not only is his hair quite noticeable it appears his makeup isnt very well blended. You have to wonder if this was the hair and make-up crew or him not able to grow old gracefully. 
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12/18/2018 10:01 am |
That's not his hair, his head is unraveling! 
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