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Status Quo Gone Wild  

CynicusMaximus 52M
399 posts
3/14/2016 3:52 am
Status Quo Gone Wild

I had an interesting conversation online here with a new lady i met on IM. I'm only catching and releasing now, but it was a great conversation that had plenty of entertaining digressions.

At one point, we did talk a little sex... it's BlackSexMatch.com and i had seen her goodies and she has seen mine, but what followed, sadly, didn't sound like anything new.

Another friend of mine here, just wrote about guys showing up to the door for an encounter with sweat pants and an old t-shirt. The guy put no effort into his appearance and even smelled a little like pee down there. This lady i met yesterday almost had the exact same horror stories and the exact same reaction. What caught my attention though was she was just resolved to the fact that this is how every situation is from this site... so, she keeps a barrel of rubbing alcohol and febreeze in her night stand next to the condoms.

So, I'm not going to write a fire and brimstone post about guys being lazy. Sure, you guys ruin the status quo everywhere you go... that's why single guys have to pay an inflated price at every swing, nudist or sex club... cause men are fucking idiots. That's why the standards on this site are left out feeling ostracized cause every woman complained about the single guys acting da fools ad nauseum.

A lot of you guys put little to no effort in anything you write or do on this site. You say idiotic shit to grown women here, invite yourselves over after a conversation, promise the stars and the moon and as soon as you get your rocks off, you pick up your stinky clothes and get out like you're leaving the scene of a crime.

It's not my job to tell every guy here not to mention your penis until after your first meeting. It's not my job to remind you guys to wash your feet and your ass before a woman that you convinced to come over arrives. But, HOLY SHIT, guys.... stick to craigs list if you're just going to show up in sweat pants and shower shoes. Save that wardrobe for the ones who will appreciate it... the other dudes who are in sweat pants looking at your crank pics that you thought women were fawning over.

I'm not going to apologize for my gender anymore, that just means that i condone it at some level.

porterpiper1 57F
3755 posts
3/14/2016 4:26 am

 Hi cutie, love that smile, it is sad how these men act like teenage boys, or worst because most teenage boys will put some effort in meeting a girl, first I want to know what woman would have sex with a guy that smells, gross, and why invite someone for sex at your place you don't know? It take two to be wrong on this, I am not excusing men, I am just saying if women did not give in to this type of behavior men would get the message, yes we come to this site for hook ups, fwb, nsa, but we do not have settle for whatever is out there. you have choices


CynicusMaximus replies on 3/14/2016 5:00 am:
Well, i may not have been clear, but i don't think she went through with it. I also didn't ask.. we were just sharing old hook up stories without getting into the gritty details.

I mean, I've hooked up with women who lived in apartments that smelled like cat pee, but strangely,there was no cat.

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