Blogs > > My Blog |
Member Deleted Post
Member Deleted Post This post has been deleted by |
|||
1/29/2020 2:38 pm |
Never heard of it. I'll jerk off to your melons though. LOL!
| ||
|
What movie did the apple feature in??????
| ||
|
Fondling mangos is better
| ||
|
Guess anything is possible, perhaps a member from here has tried it.
| ||
|
Oh ye, banana peels all day long. Isn't that something, men jerking off to the remainders of a symbol of masculinity? Cantaloupe does sound enticing, just need to remove the seeds first.
| ||
|
Cantaloupe does feel great. You have to cut a hole in one end and take a spoon and remove all the seed then shove your cock in it and have fun, Love eating it after I blow my load inside the cantaloupe. Have used banana peal It feels great to.
| ||
|
Gives a whole new meaning to “spanking the monkey”
| ||
|
we've all seen a guy fuck an apple pie in the movies We? I'll admit to liking melons, but they need to be attached to a woman. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
| ||
1/29/2020 3:41 pm |
Not to be confused with about every vegetable under the sun jammed up some woman's cunt on here....
| ||
|
we've all seen a guy fuck an apple pie in the movies We? I'll admit to liking melons, but they need to be attached to a woman.
| ||
1/29/2020 3:59 pm |
There have been times whilst standing in the produce section when my cock would unexpectedly become erect. Not by visually implied innuendoes of groping and kneading wanton vegetables and fruit with a ‘partnered’ customer; or a salacious thought of thrusting said erect cock - or jizzing onto a splayed and spent rhine (sp?). No. I’m too vanilla for that. It’s the produce myst-ers when checking for ripened cucumbers. I really need to cut back on masturbating in the shower.
| ||
|
wait...wut??? one time, i saw a dude fucking a watermelon on his cam, on this site...yah...a real watermelon...i did not know you like doing that, too??? I haven't seen either
| ||
1/29/2020 4:12 pm |
I have heard of things like that never tried and probably never will
| ||
|
What movie did the apple feature in??????
| ||
|
Wow, what a coincidence...I just saw that same ad. With a slogan something like "weird trick to add 4 inches to your dick in two weeks". Who actually falls for that kind of ridiculous click bait? I don't even thing the most aggressive cancers grow tissue that quickly. Preying on the very insecurities they create. Great business model. Bloody capitalism... As for your questions, I've never been tempted by produce or foodstuffs. I'd feel ridiculous. I know the American Pie reference, but I've never seen it. I'd cry to see a perfect pie mangled like that
| ||
|
Nope nope, no fruits, veggies, or warm apple pie here. Aut viam inveniam aut faciam Tips for Guys to Meet Women Things i miss most about relationships
| ||
|
It's certainly a creative approach to 'rubbing one out' but I can't imagine that it is going to gain much momentum.... I don't even think it's done that way in the jungle.....
| ||
|
Interestingly enough I just saw an article about this in our "Sun" paper online- granted not a stellar newspaper but still....article says Doctor warns about it... https://canoe.com/life/sex-files/sexual-peeling-dont-masturbate-with-banana-peels-doctor-warns
| ||
1/29/2020 5:53 pm |
Go bananas go go bananas Peel the banana Ummm Take a bite!! 😂 We use to chant this cheer in 4th grade😂😂 I’ll have to keep an eye out for the ad.
| ||
1/29/2020 6:11 pm |
Just sweet female flesh for me!
| ||
1/29/2020 7:04 pm |
Love it
| ||
1/29/2020 9:37 pm |
You hit the nail on the head at the end beautiful. I've fucked a melon slightly warmed up in the microwave before. It felt good, but you can never be at a nice and tight moist pussy or ladies mouth x
| ||
|
such an interesting thread. Wow....we learn something everyday. Yikes !!
| ||
|
I have to say nothing surprises me on this site anymore. lol But I think I will stick to women and avoid fruit salad from now on.
| ||
|
All those vitamins must be good for man!
| ||
|
Give us the skinny- on other produce LOL I thought I had heard it all. Thanks but when I play with food it's gotta be something I really love like ice cream or strawberries (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
| ||
|
you've gotta be pretty fucking desperate to fuck fruit. Yeah.. I'll pass on that bullshit. People have no imagination. Looking for a woman is too much effort. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
| ||
|
I un-hid a story that might be appropriate to answer your query in my blog, jules....
| ||
|
BiggLala's comment about guys fucking pumpkins reminded me of this story: A guy is driving home late one night and is feeling very horny. As he is passing a pumpkin patch, his mind starts to wander. He thinks to himself, you know a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there is no one around here for miles. He pulls over to the side of the road, picks out a nice juicy looking pumpkin, cuts the appropriate size hole in it, and begins rogering the pumpkin vigorously. He is so into his thrusting that he doesn't notice the police car pulling up. The cop walks over . . . shines his flashlight on the scene . . . and says, "Sir, do you care to explain why you are fucking a pumpkin?" Without missing a stroke into the big orange gourd he's gripping with both hands, the guy replies, "A pumpkin? What the FUCK! Is it midnight already?"
| ||
|
Oh My!! I am Kinky, but that's a bit much! I'll pass!!
|
Become a member to create a blog