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ltrskr 75M

12/17/2021 8:08 am

The son of the owner of a Funeral Home, one of the richest families in his small town got married.
A big event, the Mayor, a Congressman, Police Chief, front page of the local newspaper!
A few days later, small announcement, third page:
It was reported that the new bride of local funeral home owners son retuned home shortly after midnight! Very upset, scared and half naked she told her parents that when they reached the Honeymoon cottage he told her to get completely naked, get in bed, lay on her back and be real still.......
True story!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
12/17/2021 8:26 am

This is certainly an intriguing topic, quite unusual are some of these coffins. And I have to say it was a great idea for the man you know to make his own coffin, sure saved himself a lot of money because they are quite expensive.

Have you made any plans for your funeral? No I have not.

Do you want to be buried or cremated? I plan on being cremated, so that I can be shared amongst my kids..

I hope your Friday is a great start to your weekend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
12/17/2021 8:27 am

    Quoting  :

... because of his coffin ! hahaha

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
12/17/2021 8:37 am

We have two spots of land in local cemetery where we will be planted I don't want big funeral.


windsjohn 72M  
798 posts
12/17/2021 9:36 am

I'm going to be cremated just like we did my parents. In a cardboard box and I paid to push them into the oven. One has to beware of many unscrupulous funeral directors. many times they cremate more than one person at a time and then parcel out the ashes. Like who would know. That's why I was there to see the whole process through.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/17/2021 10:23 am

I've got the playlist more or less figured out.
I guess someone else, will have to hire the DJ. 😎❗❗


staci_19702 53T
3767 posts
12/17/2021 10:29 am

Ha!! I love this post!

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
12/17/2021 1:45 pm

Have you made any plans for your funeral? - Yes, I do have a funeral plan...I'm still paying for it!
Do you want to be buried or cremated? - Cremated. I hate worms!

I hate it at weddings when some old dear prods me and says, "You're next."
They soon stopped when I started saying it to them at funerals.


ltrskr 75M

12/17/2021 2:30 pm

Yep, Just cremate me, scatter my ashes out back!
Funeral services r one of the biggest rip offs in the in the country!

Great post, interesting to hear all the thoughts and opinions!


TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
12/17/2021 2:54 pm

Check out Ghana coffins... when I was at a museum on one of my travels, there was an exhibit dedicated specifically to them, apparently custom coffins are big in Africa. You can be buried in pretty much anything you want! My mom has a corrugated cardboard coffin picked out, and has committed to an environmentally friendly funeral when the time comes.

I thought about signing up for some post mortem medical use thing... apparently there's a need for bodies for education.


1bighammer1000 58M
4304 posts
12/17/2021 6:47 pm

I am planning on being buried with my dogs and horses. I have a small hill with two huge oak trees at the top, my dogs and horses are already there and my nephew's know where to plant me.

Anything worth doing is worth doing right


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
12/18/2021 5:37 am

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
12/18/2021 12:13 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I've got the playlist more or less figured out.
    I guess someone else, will have to hire the DJ. 😎❗❗
That's as far as I've gotten with funeral planning...sometimes I'll hear a song and think to myself, 'that would be good for a funeral'. One that pops to mind is "I'll Fly Away". I like the positive slant to it. (Paul is probably not having any bluegrass at HIS funeral though).

I used to always think I would be cremated, but these days with climate change it seems like a bad idea to burn anything - maybe a green funeral like spunky is planning.

My friend who died recently had a VERY plain unvarnished pine coffin - but did pick out a beautiful, unique headstone. So in keeping with her very practical nature - why spend $10,000 on a fancy coffin that will soon be invisible underground?


BeccaLuvs 61F
20895 posts
12/19/2021 8:40 am

Sexy coffins - whatever next Spunky?! Guess we should all think about it - the "what when it happens" - I haven't, only I've always been terrified of fires! OH, and thank you, making me laugh about how you would do it!

..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'!
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PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
12/20/2021 1:19 am

I will be cremated and hopefully scattered in many different locations or in my kids yards


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