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Why are people juveniles in the office?
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Why are people juveniles in the office? It's the long weekend here and everyone's just about flocked out of the office. Well, almost everyone. Soo...I guess maybe, time to blog! I work in an office. I know for certain that not all offices are alike, but I bet there are some similarities. Like, for some reason, I don't know why there's so much bitching. Passes the time, I suppose. Well, adding to that, here's my contribution for the day. Actually, week. One of the guys I unfortunately have to work with has hired a new girl to add to his department. Given, almost all of us are busy most of the time, and he, no doubt, is the same (busy, I mean, if I've lost you). So he hires this sweet, young thing. Or I think she's young. She looks it. Anyhow. It has been two weeks since she has started and the work, at least from what I've been unfortunate enough to experience, has not gone any faster, or more efficient. The things that I've had to rush out, is still stuck in that department. I'm not blaming anyone (well, except the guy who hired her, cos he IS the head of that particular department), but with one extra head, you would think it would help. It doesn't seem so. So, I've surmised, that he's trying to get in her skirt, or she gives some hell of head to be able to get away with not having to do much, on top of having him take her out to lunch most days. See, I'm not making up stories  Hey, I'm all for fucking around in the office (I really don't have a choice on this matter. Of COURSE I have to be ok with it ), just get the damn work done! Right?Another petty office incidence. There's a unisex toilet that is a stand-alone near the front of the office. It's larger than most and is made unisex mainly for visitors to use. We use it from time to time, and a few days ago, someone kicked up a fuss (not officially) about getting irked out by the presence of pubic hairs left on the toilet seat. Apparently, it was deduced that another male colleague of mine and I were the first persons who used the toilet before this irked out person did. Fuck. Getting confusing. Let's use their names So Mary went in, got irked out, kicked up a fuss, and deduced that it was either Dave or I who had left pubic hair on the seat. Dave, being oh so...."magnanimous", accused me for it cos "he doesn't even use the toilet seat". Fair enough argument. I told them it really cannot be me. Like, it really can't. If it was a strand of long hair, like the ones we drop from our head, fair enough. But short curly ones? No way. I just kept telling them it can't possibly be me. And they were thick enough to keep asking why. I'm like, really? In an office conversation? Ok. Mainly cos I don't have any pubic hair. I can't drop or leave any behind if I don't have any. That shut them up pretty quick. It's just pubic hair. But it's amazing how much people can act like total juveniles in an office :S On the similar topic of dealing with colleagues, I went out for dinner last night with my friends from Hong Kong. We're gonna be meeting again in Bali in about a week, but their flight got cancelled last weekend so they flew here instead. We'll now then be leaving together (I can't wait. And I'm all excited. Can you tell? ) I was lazing around at home before they called, so I just threw on a yellow sundress and went out. I bumped into a few colleagues from work and they got all awkward on me. It wasn't so bad, until I got in this morning. One of the ladies I saw last night came up to me and asked, well, she told me that my nipples were "very visible", and if I was aware. Um...I went, yeah. It's a yellow sundress. I told her I actually wasn't planning on bumping into them there, if it made her feel better. One of the guys I'm a little closer with dropped me an email saying I looked good in the light last night. I ignored them. Seriously. Like .Riding motorbike in short skirt Oh! I've been meaning to write about this for awhile now, but I keep forgetting. There's a lady that works near my office that rides a motorbike to work every morning. She's on one of those new scooters, and she wears the shortest of skirts and 6" heels! I've been meaning to walk up to her and ask her how she does it without incidence. Seriously, some people are superhuman! AAaand last but not least, something closer to home. They're washing the outside of my apartment building and have advised us tenants to keep our windows closed, presumably they are gonna be coming up gondolas outside and blasting the walls with water. As much as I'm grateful towards keeping the outside clean and presentable, I'm a little bummed out that this will mess up my schedule. i'm all for being an exhibitionist and keeping with my routine, but considering I live alone, and have no grills, and have a habit of keeping my windows open, I need to be more wary stripping and staying nude at home. Which sucks. But better be safe and all that. Ok, I guess that's my rant for the week. It's also time for me to run. Thanks for reading, and have a good long weekend, if you're in someplace that offers it 
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1 post 8/29/2015 9:29 pm |
new scooters? Do u mean those e-scooters?
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new scooters? Do u mean those e-scooters?
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