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Fuck me til I can't walk straight. Umm...maybe I'll pass on that...
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Fuck me til I can't walk straight. Umm...maybe I'll pass on that... It's been a calamitous past couple of weeks, and I have had the time, but lacked the motivation or inclination to blog. So yes, it has been awhile. So now, as I sit my ass down and wait for my flight out (to Phuket to meet with the girlfriend for the weekend) from Bangkok (which, alas, and rather unfortunately, did not involve any banging of cock or cocks on my part), I'm parked in the corner trying frantically to blog before the battery of my laptop run out. These...motivations to blog always hit me at the most...curious, and not the most opportune of times. Don't you just love it though...  Let's start with a declaration. I haven't had sex in over two weeks. The fact that the boyfriend has been traveling, as have I, although he has been away far longer, has contributed to that. It has helped, actually. The girlfriend has been around, and things have somewhat settled into a routine with her. We've been seeing a lot of each other cos of my boyfriend's travels (as have been mentioned) and I suppose that has made things a lot smoother between us too. However, the real reason why I've been avoiding sex, or anything involving touching in the nether regions is, well, cos I had to let it heal. Let me explain. About a month back, I was frantically trying to balance planning my annual get-together later this year, prepping and tying down dates with the boyfriend cos of his extensive traveling, and work. The girlfriend, who only a few months back, had had a strap on used on her for the first time in her life, decided to buy one of her own. Now, I'm not sure if it's the same for some of you here, but strap ons, at least for me, are bought with someone else in mind. Usually. So, she went out to buy one, and decided on a fairly large one with a realistic bulbous head that curves up. Could she have settled for something less...extravagant? Hmm...  Anyways. all excited, she didn't say anything to me until our date night that weekend. I got home late that evening and she came over to wait while I got ready. I waited for her to come up before hitting the shower and noticed that she had dressed up for a night out. I was pleasantly surprised, and we flirted a little before I went to shower. She was waiting for me outside the bathroom until I was done before telling me she had a surprise for me. I stepped out of the shower and there it was, hanging vulgarly from her hands. I laughed so hard at first. Naturally, I grabbed mine out from the drawer and we were both comparing and laughing like school girls. I stripped her down and we both strapped our strap ons on and it was hard not to have a little strap on dick fight. So we did. LOL We then cancelled dinner plans and fucked each other out. I'd like to think I'm pretty comfortable using mine (I HAVE had years of practice.. LOL ) but the first time she was using hers on me was...awkward. I ended up straddling her and, had her nibble on my nipples while I rode her...well, actually more myself, into my first orgasm on her new strap on.  Haha! I broke it in GOOD! LOLThe subsequent ones were what did me in. She was figuring out how to thrust her hips for maximum effect, and I suspect also trying to find her rhythm, when she decided to eventually get the whole damn thing in. Maybe I also should not have agreed to be tied up, hands to my ankles. Series of...not soo good decisions. Well...to be fair, I was on my back, and it....didn't feel like such a bad idea...at the time SO yeah, I was on my back, wrists tied to ankles and her slamming her new strap on into me. Because of the curve, it was good...up til the point where it actually rotated and started hitting me at an angle. It didn't feel bad at the time...and this went on for awhile. Fast forward to the morning after, I literally couldn't walk straight when I got up in the morning. It was soo fucking painful we actually went to a Dr. Now THAT, was awkward. I had wanted to go to this particular Dr who has...dealt with some of my...other...sexual accidents before, but his clinic was closed. So...try explaining that to someone. But I did, and the Dr was nice enough to order an x-ray. Turns out its nothing super serious, and was quite badly bruised. All I have to do is let it heal. He also suggested I run through the various STDs testing, which I did, and it's all good. I thought it was quite funny, in an ironic way, that he tried talking to me about lubricants So yea, I've always used the phrase fuck me til I can't walk straight. I'm not so sure I'll do that so often now There will be a fair bit of action over this weekend, so that's something to look forward to. And yes, I have two tubes of lubes in my bag. Happy weekend all! P.S. - If you see two girls lazing by the beach in Phuket, and maybe even making out. Don't take pictures, and definitely do not disturb please. It's time for some quality time 
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Hilarious. Major LOLs!
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Sometimes the size can definitely be too much.
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Happy suntanning! By the way.... Better to frolic in the evening under the moonlight or starlight. Fun and Pleasure in Sunny Side Singapore. Come visit my blog and let's chat and explore.
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I have never been that much of a voyeur but I would have loved to have seen that. And the morning after walk too. Actually for a bloke, and for an old bloke with fading memory, but I seem to recall it was more sore backs than sore legs after marathon sex sessions although I did wank once before going to football training and my legs felt that they were about to collapse beneath me. And that was just a very desperate two minute tug only. Needless to say I have made 24 hour abstinence the order of the day before every game ever since. Sir Teezalot WAR IS ABSURD
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Hilarious. Major LOLs!
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Sometimes the size can definitely be too much.
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Happy suntanning! By the way.... Better to frolic in the evening under the moonlight or starlight.
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No sex in two weeks? Try none in three years. I think I just cried a little. LOL!
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I have never been that much of a voyeur but I would have loved to have seen that. And the morning after walk too. Actually for a bloke, and for an old bloke with fading memory, but I seem to recall it was more sore backs than sore legs after marathon sex sessions although I did wank once before going to football training and my legs felt that they were about to collapse beneath me. And that was just a very desperate two minute tug only. Needless to say I have made 24 hour abstinence the order of the day before every game ever since. I know a few guys who swear by that too. No hanky-panky before sports. And FYI, the morning walk was horrible. So not funny at the time
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this must be the worst case of a sore pussy! hope its better so u can feel better! how was phuket though?
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